perfecto, you two.

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new kanye song.

kanye west - runaway (studio version)

who is your favorite jonas?

mine, in order :
1) the cute one
2) the gay one
3) the other gay one

oh my goodness gracious

is there anything this movie doesnt have? goop, gossip girl, nashville, tim mcgraw tuohy. just everything. gwyneth paltrow is the best "recovering drunk" actress ever.

gchatz w/ john

i was explaining to john that if he stays in nyc for thanksgiving we can be like on friends, and well...

me: john, you're totally ross
of the friends crowd
john: that's an insult
he was the most loathsome
i want to be rachel!
me: well, give me 3 examples of how you're like rachel
and i'll consider it
john: i'm a real trend setter on hair styles.
that's one
me: let's see how strong your other 2 are
because that one's not very
john: that one is super strong!
me: anyway
let's continue
john: reason two
rachel was a self-obsessed individual.
enough said on that one
me: have you ever considered monica? you're much more like monica.
john: i don't think so
rachel also left her job as a waitress to pursue a job in fashion.
me: uh huh....
john: and that parallels my career transition from tony roma's to SOM.
CASE CLOSED!
rachel green it is!
thank you

there you have it.

UPDATE!!!

rachel cheek has joined.

me: ok
here we all are
john: now we've got her right where we want her
me: rachel, you can't be phoebe
john: it's just not working out
me: im sorry, that's not the bed you've made for yourself
to lie in
john: but!
when god closes a window, he sometimes opens his legs.
there is some good news
she's not even paying attention, is she?
rachel: im back
had to get the edamame
snacks ready, im ready
me: dont you care about anything at all besides food?
rachel: no
me: god, you just love proving us right, dont you?
rachel: joey!

there you have it again. also, i've accepted my fate of being the monica, but ONLY because thanksgiving will probably be at my house and NOT, because i'm a control freak. nothing to do with that.

UPDATE UPDATE!

lilly just secured the phoebe spot. and liz is looking more and more like gunther....stay tuned.

what did john and your dad do last night?

what's for lunch?????

"NY style bagel. Sandwhich? Is it called a sandwhich if it's on a bagel?" -melissa


i think it's called a bagel sandwich. 


what did you have for lunch?

julianne moore wants you to let gays get married.

when i clicked play, i was so upset that the 30 rock boston accent didn't come out. anyway, i don't know where this is coming from, but go ahead and watch in the hopes that you get brainwashed, you bigot.

that cat has 'cat' written on him.

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what is pupu doing?

wondering why nanners won't fast forward through the commercials during gossip girl.

hey nanners, john thinks your dog's name is really pupu. ctm.

dedicated2starla.

oh, guess what.

GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK TONIGHT!!!!

and they're going to paaaarrrriiiisssss!!

menomena.

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ctm.

i just got a text from emilube, who's heading into her first review of architecture school at colurmbia, and i asked her if she was ready, and she said:

"not really. i don't like what i did and i didn't even have time to finish really."

and i said "WELCOME TO ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL, BEYAYUTCH!"

the VMAs.

they happened! overall, they were kind of lame (unless you like awkward product placement!). the audience was too dumb to appreciate chelsea handler's antics. and unfortunately, her frequent inability to get through scripted teleprompter-delivered jokes didn't come off as cute as it does on her show. her lady gaga costume made me lol4realz, though.

i loved the skits she did with celebs like lindsay lohan and justin bieber.

omg and ke$ha!

anyway, i'll just show you some of my favorite things that happened.

LIKES:

usher's performance. LaZeRz!! his pants looked bad, but his set was 11 biscuits. for some reason, mtv won't give me the embed code, so click this.

florence + the machine's performance. i'm pretty sure no one in that room knew who she was, but hopefully they recognized that song from the eat, pray, love trailer or something. congrats to florence for 1) not lip-syncing (like eminem), and 2) getting some recognition about two years after she released her album. great job, mtv.

ROBYN! even though she only got about 30 seconds on the way to commerical, she totes killed it.

bieber.

kanye west debuted his new song 'runaway', and it was the best performance of the night, hands down. the lyrical content is a little strange, but that beat was sick! and you just witnessed the first time i've ever used 'sick' to describe anything. so. officially excited about his upcoming album.

DISLIKES:

lady gaga winning every award. she's so annoying, and i'm done caring about her. jicyww.

taylor swift's absolutely laughable performance of the song she wrote about kanye cutting her off at last year's VMAs. all i wanted was for him to do it again. just shut up, taylor swift.

ugh. that's enough, linkin park.

so, i c and p'd pretty much the whole show for you. and i had to listen to that toshiba laptop commercial about twelve times to do so. so, why don't you share some of your likes and dislikes. and really make it worth my while.