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— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) August 3, 2015

joe jonas still fancies girls (including sometimes fans)

he is still a jonas brother, but not one of "The Jonas Brothers," because that group doesn't exist anymore. so anyway, in this nymag article, joe jonas talks about how his former band came to be, getting involved with the disney machine, smoking pot with miley cyrus, dating celebrities, and other stuff. one topic he didn't cover was nick jonas' muscles.

terrible news for jonas brothers fans (me)

they cancelled their tour and might not be brothers anymore! well i guess they will always be brothers but they won't be "the jonas brothers" and im guessing that thanksgiving is going to be pretty awkward. according to people magazine, according to the new york times, a group spokesman described “a deep rift within the band” and “a big disagreement over their musical direction.”

may i make a suggestion? SHIRTS OFF NICK JONAS.

#nickjonas

joe jonas sex tape miracle

thanks to the internet, we should soon get to see the following:

  The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.

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your move nick jonas.

on my way back from a meeting

i spotted nick and kevin jonas carrying a pizza box on 8th avenue. they looked like normal people, but how can that be possible?

i wonder how big it really is

topless joe jonas and puppy

are you in the mood for a mustache ride? then grab a puppy and head to mexico because joe jonas' vacation is probably going to be over soon. via.

just in love - joe jonas, ft. lil wayne

ive done all the research for you on the new joe jonas album, and have decided that this is the only song you need to know about. so go on and enjoy the sights and sounds.

these are a few of my favorite things

a jonas getting the old spears treatment. ahh AH hah HAH hahh AH ha. via.

first song from my second favorite jonas

Joe Jonas - See No More by KylarLennox
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rihanna beater chris brown cowrote the new track

Joe Jonas is NOT gay

at least that is what he told details magazine. and everyone knows details is the type of magazine that is definitely NOT gay. his girlfriend did breakup with him to start dating a king of leon, but whatever.

zac is winking at me

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good news :)

the second best looking jonas has decided to follow his heart and make a dance album for his upcoming solo project. says joe jonas, "It's not just a cheesy pop record. The dance element is where my heart is." joe jonas is on his way to becoming what he has always dreamed to be : the next kylie minogue

who is your favorite jonas?

mine, in order :
1) the cute one
2) the gay one
3) the other gay one

have you picked a favorite jonas?

mine is the one with the puffy hair and diabetes. who is yours?

you don't have to choose, i was just wondering...

Jonas Bros. News

kevin jonas, the ugly one that i always forget about, has engaged a girl to be married. i bet she cant wait to slip that promise ring off his finger and give him his first kiss.

in other news, i still wish that the jonas brothers would write a song that i could enjoy because their success makes me feel old.

more like BONE-as brothers!

BROOKLYN, N.Y., June 14 (UPI) -- A hardcore pornographic movie was accidentally screened at PS 17 in Brooklyn, N.Y., school officials said.

Students from five classes at the school had assembled to watch "Camp Rock," a Disney Channel movie starring the Jonas Brothers, but after a teacher powered up the DVD player and walked away to get the Disney movie, a skin flick began to play, the New York Post reported Sunday.

The students, some as young as 5-years-old, were exposed to 45-seconds of sex acts in the incident late last month, the newspaper said. (upi)