introducing...

SAMMI SWEETHEART!!!! (the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.)

my parents adopted this new dog! my new brother's name is sammy. i've adapted it how i see fit. isn't he cute?!!

here he is guarding the house from squirrels. gamz4dayz!

and look at jazzy. none-too-pleased.

alright i have just got to show y'all this.

i hoped to wait until friday, but it is taking the internet by storm.



what do you think?!!?

oh no.

that meltdown that the japanese scientists were saying wasn't going to happen, might be.

GULP.

bonus link : this article really helped me understand what the f is going on over there. sounds bad.

MARCH MADNESS!!

it's official. the tennessee basketvols somehow managed to earn a bid to the NCAA tournament. we are a 9-seed, and we'll be playing michigan in the first round on friday (time tba).

now, remember how much fun we all had competing against one another during last year's world cup? let's do it again!




CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT YOUR BRACKET and join the official 2Pz bracket group. the tournament starts thursday, so do it before then. good luck everyone!

UPDATE!! pool password : jazzykismet

justin bieber transitioning from cute to hot.

its making me uncomfortable. via.

56 Designers | 737 Books

designers share the books that inspire them. check out the website. via.

daily ri ri

FYI... rihanna does not want to be in the bodyguard remake. Singers playing singers in movies is so gauche.

did you take a nap this weekend?

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Kylie Minogue | Dolce & Gabbana

PSA : sun drop is NOT a new soda.

it's been around in the south since 1947, and i actually thought they went out of business.

anyway, they just signed a deal with MTV's advertising leg (it's fully stocked in this season's real world house), and now it's the hot new drink of the summer! it's got more caffeine than bitch-ass mountain dew and mello yello, so run out and get you some! i wonder how it mixes with firefly....

joel! tell your family sun drop story!

hfs

nothing! just an overturned squid-fishing boat in japan! no offense, japan, but you shouldn't be eating those, anyway. they're too awesome.

theory : was the earthquake and resultant tsunami actually caused by a murderous, vengeful colossal squid?

what a tsunami looks like.

japanese people make weird noises when they're scared. (via)

jake and peewee

this happened at SXSW. speaking of things that happened with jake and his peewee, some pap tried to take a pic of jake using the urnial, and they got into fisticuffs. the cops were called. do NOT try to take a pic of gyllenpeen. via.

omf.

read every word of this.

THX LILLY!

memphis music

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