it's coming.

MTV Shows

they're calling it the "most shocking season ever". interested to see how they handle those two dead ones...

and apparently i missed the start of the new real world: skeletons. FYI it is the show's THIRTIETH season.

also, set your tivos.

lunchtime celebrity sighting

im using the term celebrity pretty loosely here, but i did just see kenny from real world / road rules challenges walking his dog. the best part (besides his blue eyes) was that the dog was wearing a raincoat, and kenny stopped to put the puppy's hood up so water wouldnt drip onto his little head.

then a little bit of internet sifting led me straight to THIS. PUPPY IN COAT.

ctmol.

(via)

PSA : sun drop is NOT a new soda.

it's been around in the south since 1947, and i actually thought they went out of business.

anyway, they just signed a deal with MTV's advertising leg (it's fully stocked in this season's real world house), and now it's the hot new drink of the summer! it's got more caffeine than bitch-ass mountain dew and mello yello, so run out and get you some! i wonder how it mixes with firefly....

joel! tell your family sun drop story!

omg its them!

via.

guess who's selling collegiate snuggies...

it's adorable little scott herman, from real world brooklyn. looks like life hasn't turned out quite like he had hoped...

P.S. if you can't tell, he's wearing an AUBURN snuggie!!!

how cute is this

dakota fanning is a real high school student cheerleader who was voted homecoming queen in real life and not in a script. she is adorable.

(i know this a week old, but it still warms my heart)

now... on to NEW MOON.

a real-life bear encounter!

avid 2Pz reader, amy, sent me these pics all the way from ScOtLaNd! if you can believe that. (the bears pictured are in america, just to be clear.)

and also a story:

"I thought you might like these pics of a bear that was in my parent's backyard this weekend...celebrating the 4th by pulling down their bird feeders, feasting on seeds, and then, in my mother's words, lying down like a big bearskin rug with his belly hanging out. My dad was going to get a closer look with the camera before my mother saved his life. That bear is huuuuuge."

thx amy!

you're so hot, it's retarded.

did y'all hear?!?! the new season of the real world is in CaNcUn!!! this is gonna be such a shitshow!

homeless real world.

Four independent TV producers are searching for the right network to broadcast their labor of love, "Homeless Real World," which is kind of like "Real World Brooklyn," but in Denver, and with fewer losers. (gawker)

i really hope this happens. thx g.

rw:bk recap

There was a prank war and the girls decided to fuck with the boys' food and there was much spitting and sputtering out of milk and cereal and suspicious chicken. (My new detective-themed restaurant idea: Dr. Mystery's Suspicion Chicken. Investors?) Naturally, the boys had to freak out and blow things wayyyy out of proportion until JD had another crazy blowdown and got all ups in Sara's face, yelling at her like she hadn't jumped through the hoop or waved her sad little flipper at the money-paying Seaquarium guests well enough. So it suddenly became embarrassing. As Ryan raged and said hateful things and JD stormed around with a shotgun, picking off anyone he could find. (gawker recap)

thx g.