Finally we are at lunch; Cynthia shows up first wearing golden serving plates as earrings, and Phaedra quickly follows in her finest goth Easter hat. Phaedra has brought a giant apology bouquet to Cynthia; Cynthia accepts her apology and makes a show out of deleting the incriminating voicemail from last week while simultaneously hypnotizing the wait staff with her Wonder Woman cuff earrings. Kandi shows up and warns everyone she invited Kenya moments before Kenya glides in wearing confetti, saying hello to everyone accept Cynthia. Nene totters in on twenty-inch heels, and Kim brings up the rear. Once everyone is seated, Kenya says, “Is this a couple’s trip? Am I invited?” Cynthia remains stone-faced and says nothing, and for a second I forget how annoying she is in the face of all that ATTITUDE! Kandi smirks while she looks on, waiting for Cynthia to say something, and for the first time ever I’m a little disappointed in Kandi and how much she’s instigating this situation. Kenya declares, “Well, I’m inviting myself!” in the face of Cynthia’s silence, and listen — I know she is a maniac, but I am loving Kenya more and more each week. She will never take the high road!
because of the nymag recap
04 December 2012
03 December 2012
brb outside: nashville, PoRteR FLeA edition
last saturday, friend of toops, KTV organized and held the biggest deal in nashville since that show, nashville. there was great food and gifts and when i got there, there was a line around the block! way to go KTV. Thanks to 2pz sister Missy for coming to meet me. I'll post picture of the treasures i found later.
plain people
during a sunday night moonshiners marathon i was having last night some ads came on for my new favorite show (hopefully). it's called amish mafia. you can read about it here. someone is pissed about it (obvi) here.
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02 December 2012
hello kismet
just some things i found on youtube when i was looking for nothing in particular
did you know Kismet had a robot?
did you know Kismet had a movie?
did you know Kismet had a robot?
did you know Kismet had a movie?
30 November 2012
nicki minaj is gay jay-z
according to gawker, some redditors slowed down super bass and nicki minaj sounds like gay jay-z. just listen.
Martha Stewart survived superstorm Sandy, but these pine trees did not
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