that's not a lion, it's a puppy!

When police in Norfolk, Virginia, received a call yesterday morning alerting them to the presence of a lion cub wandering the city streets, they immediately phoned the Virginia Zoo to ensure no kings of the jungle had gotten loose overnight.

After getting the all-clear, officers set out to learn the true identity of the lion-like animal freaking out Colley Avenue passers-by. (via)

halloween is just around the corner, hank...

one of the men in this "zorb" dies.

One man died and another was badly injured after the Zorb they were strapped into got away from handlers at the Dombai ski resort in Abkhazia, and rolled into a gorge. (via)

your fortnightly boat

the seastreak ferry (also known as "the most fun you can have on your way to new jersey") forgot how to use its brakes this morning and came careening into pier 11 at wall street, injuring dozens of innocent smell jerseyans.

australia is burning up into a crispy crisp.

have you heard? are the koalas' pawz ok?!! i demand a comment from the prahm meeyinistah!!

NEWSFLASH! NASHVILLE IS POPULAR!

if you're keeping up with the nytimes, you may have noticed that they recently spotted a new trend: NASHVILLE. that's right, the paper of record is finally getting around to reporting what we know and have already forgotten. good work everyone!

happy birthday to the supreme leader

turning the big 3-0 (maybe)

every (impoverished / malnourished) kid gets 2.2 pounds of candy and a list of fucking chores!

today in, "did you know i'm gay"

aaron samuels from mean girls (aka jonathan bennett) is gay.

i found out from a gawker comment on an article about some other hot gay guy coming out.

“I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?”

This indian guy paid 23k for a gold shirt to impress the ladies.
does it work?

"Faith: he looks pretty great to me"

sky ferreira loves fog

sounding great while singing everything is embarrassing with the roots on jimmy fallon last night via

do you want to listen to the new david bowie song?

of course you do.

just let yourself enjoy this

the new one erection direction video, "Kiss You"

when the goat screamed, i lost it

via

edith with googly eyes

the internet's hottest new tumblr.

did everyone watch the season three premiere last night? thoughts?

the bitch that was sitting at my desk this weekend trying to steal my job - penelope

hey mike look at this - goat boy

 did you catch those dated pop culture references?

whitewater!
texas cadet murder!
menedez brothers!
oj simpson!