this little dog was rescued by the MTA on the tracks as he was chasing a commuter train

if the owners don't claim him the MTA guy is going to adopt. via

here's a handy tipping guide.

i was pleased to learn i'm doing it correctly, for the most part.

pants : pooped.

this guy had a dashcam running in his minivan when this happened. somehow, he was fine.

that stabbing spree though

#Breaking: At least 20 students injured in high school stabbing spree near Pittsburgh http://t.co/IYibP3381k pic.twitter.com/ONBVujdpBO

— Mashable (@mashable) April 9, 2014

awwww, thats cute

derrick gordon, the first openly gay division 1 college basketball player (boy)

espn

Many congratulations to you Derrick Gordon @flash2gordon - you have so many in your corner and we're all proud and rooting for you #courage

— Michael Sam (@MikeSamFootball) April 9, 2014

here, someone did an internet painting of me at the exact moment i found out that i won the 2ooPz HooPz march madness bracket

this is the kind of thing i live for

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OH THANK GOD

it's over. it's finally over.

No amount of backlash was going to keep Chick-Fil-A out of NYC, proving that the powers that be cannot be put off by bigoted jerks or the prospect of dirty fryer money. Your chicken dreams have come true, NYC: Chick-Fil-A is poised for invasion, with plans to open multiple restaurants within our boroughs this year. In a long "behind-the-scenes" profile in USA Today, the brand revealed plans to "open 108 restaurants this year—most of them urban and a good chunk of them in New York City." (via)

#blessed #chickendreamz

perfect.

watch these poor new yorkers scream as a rat runs around in their subway car.

they're lucky it wasn't more crowded.

how deep is it?

omg y'all have got to look at this infographic contextualizing the depth at which that missing airplane's black box most likely is.

and it begs the question, what is the cuvier's beaked whale's DEAL?

was that jessica chastain? i hope not

for a dollar, would you have sex with paul rudd the actor?

this photo of mars is suspicious

UFO spotters are very excited about this suspicious photo of Mars http://t.co/7BjxtvFfzO pic.twitter.com/72xvYlMSO5

— The Wire (@TheWire) April 8, 2014

go muskies, woooo!

bragging rights: i won the 2ooPz HooPz NCAA bracket challenge. i beat all of your sorry asses. you should all be ashamed of your sorry choices.


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what an adorable princess

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