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A photo posted by Brian M. Cassidy (@brian_m_cassidy) on Aug 17, 2015 at 11:01am PDT

a going away party fit for a kween

all that dominos.

glorious.

how deep is it?

omg y'all have got to look at this infographic contextualizing the depth at which that missing airplane's black box most likely is.

and it begs the question, what is the cuvier's beaked whale's DEAL?

a new show on HBO that you're probably going to watch

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so this is what happened to avonte oquendo

this article might make you cry tears out of your cynical dry eyes

what is it, disaster week or something?

first, the mysterious missing malaysian airliner, then the exploding building (which, jicyww, could happen anywhere at any time), and now this.

Early Thursday morning, a driver fleeing a DUI check point crashed into a crowd of people at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, killing two and injuring 23 others. (via)

has anyone checked the levels in the disaster eggs...

where in the world is paula deen?

america's sweetheart paula deen is MISSING. she was supposed to be on the today show this morning to talk about those horrible accusations that she's been perpetuating southern racism by hosting slavery-themed weddings and whatnot, but she never arrived!

the latest news is that she'll be releasing a video statement soon. i hope it goes a little something like this:


it has been a dyoozy of a yayurr.

has anyone seen joel?

i'm getting worried.

damn yankees

this treasure pictured to the left is Dandy. he was the yankees mascot from 1979-81, before they made the huge mistake of banishing him.

how could you say no to that mustache. read the wall street journal memorial for just a taste of his storied career.

goooOOOOo Dandies!!! via.

glee!

season one finale was last night. i thought it was very satisfying. read the nymag recap here. im going to miss you glee.

im especially going to miss you jonathan groff. :(

what is jazzy doing?

MISSING!!!

i just woke up and it's thunderstorming and she's nowhere to be found!