This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the
door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels
threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and
turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...
i'm going to go ahead and add "'i can't make you love me' on piano" to my "the one song i want to learn on one instrument" list, which currently consists of "the 'rocky top' dance break on the fiddle".