02 February 2010

barf (in a bad way)


ugh, this is the nation's first male prostitute, "markus". he's a 25 year old college drop-out, ex-marine, from hatton AL, and no, he doesn't sleep with menz. he's hole up at the shady lady ranch in NV where he charges $200 for forty minutes, and $300 for an hour. here are two wonderful quote from new york post lady-reporter, mandy stadtmiller, who spent a couple hours with markus, but didn't do the nasty :

"'so,' markus says after leaning over and kissing my knee, 'we’re going to get undressed and then take a shower. then we can both inspect each other to make sure there are no discrepancies.'
minutes later, as we’re standing naked in the shower, he’s examining me like a second-rate gynecologist and nodding.
'yeah,' he murmurs, cooing that i’m 'practically' an 8 or a 9. 'everything looks great down there.'
oh. my. god."

"he’s half irish, a quarter native american, a quarter scandinavian and all lover. favorite book: '1984.' favorite movie: 'braveheart.' actor he’s like: 'steve-O.' musician he’s like: 'moby,' or — wait for it — 'choppin' (meaning chopin)."

shew, good luck you boxy son-of-a-bitch.

read all you want :
[details]
[nypost]
[gawker]

2 comments:

joel said...

does he have to make his own clothes?

kylie said...

that is really strange.

 
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