your daily ri ri

i guess this is rihanna's new single. i wish i could hear the swears.

ITS TRINA THURSDAY BITCH

inspired by kid fury. here's a helpful playlist with explicit versions ONLY.

what did thomas wilhelm do last night?

he had a little customer service problem and made some calls.

shit went DOWN of GoT this weekend

i won't tell you what happened, but if you know, you might enjoy this reaction compilation of people watching the RED WEDDING!!!!!111111

i love 2:08 and 3:17.

#spoileralertretroactive

i've finally arrived.

The students at my school made a whatshouldwecallme-style blog that includes the following entry:

(the closet is my office)

stream the new sleigh bells

right over here, at the nytimes of all places.

makes me want to see them live.

adam carolla lets everybody know how he feels about #ows

nsfw. he's pretty riled up and he's an acehole.

oof.

aaaaagodDAMNit!

is everybody ok?

god DAMN it!

it's decorative gourd season, mother fuckers.

you might have noticed that i have some decorative gourds on my mantle. i picked them up at the pumpkin snatch. here's an excerpt from a mcsweeney's piece to get you in the autumn mood.

Then I'm going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, "Aren't those gourds straining your neck?" And I'm just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, "It's fall, fuckfaces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not." (via)

thx lilly-naomi-white-monday-night-swisher-sweets-fish-slezak!

Rejected New Yorker Cartoons

Here are a collection of funny (just swears...) captioned New Yorker Cartoons

it's time.

"you fuckin' two-timin'... lyin' ass...am i overreactin'? cock-suckin'. mother-fuckin'. trojan-wearin'. douche. fucking. bag. go vols."

thx tommy-toes!

swearing is good for you

according to this article, it makes you feel less pain.