i live in the future

at&t just sent me a video bill

the new eric berry.

look at this dumb idea I bet going up hill is a real pain...

PREDICTION

The girl in the foreground covering her ears will become a hit on the internet.

UPDATE!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS ZOMBIE!


















He could eat my brains any day of the week.

on top of things.

Apple and its partners started taking orders for the iPhone 4 on Tuesday. On Wednesday morning, AT&T Inc., the exclusive carrier in the U.S., had stopped taking orders, saying it had to focus on fulfilling orders already received.

At midday Wednesday, Apple was accepting orders only for black models, and would only guarantee shipment by July 2. The white model was unavailable for order.

Tuesday's ordering was marred by two major problems: Buyers reported problems registering their orders and an apparent glitch in AT&T's website was steering some customers into strangers' accounts. Lines formed in stores as clerks tried to get orders into their systems.

"Many customers were turned away or abandoned the process in frustration. We apologize to everyone who encountered difficulties," Apple said in a statement Wednesday. (via)

hope you got yours, because they are now backordered up to a month, and they're not taking any more new orders "for a while." get it together, at&t.

walmart's at it again...

they're trying to open one in brooklyn! gmaB!

don't worry. the last couple times they tried to do this, the city's labor unions have shut them down. so it probs won't happen.

tornado in new jersey!

just kidding. it's a funnel cloud, alright. but this one is just some sort of refinery in new jersey reverse-funneling toxins into our atmosphere. the clouds are pretty low this morning, and a different color than that pollution, so you could really see it just hanging out up there. isn't that appalling?

come on, new jersey. have some self-respect.

oh brother jesus christ give me a break!

gmab

UGH. GO AWAY!

lindsay blohan is suing e-trade for 100 million doll hairs because, as she alleges, they besmirched her already toxic name in this super bowl ad (she thinks she's the milk-aholic lindsay):



yeah, lindsay, this is the incident that has destroyed your good reputation. not the fact that you couldn't keep yours shit together enough to film all those (likely terrible) movies back in 2007, or that you got like a million DUI's, or that you flashed your vag to the whole f-ing world at least two or three times, or that 'disatrous' emanuel ungaro collection you advised. No, this is what did it.

what's most annoying is that lindsay lohan thinks she ever reached the plateau of one-name-celebrity, and that she's still relevant enough to be the punchline of a super bowl add.

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holy S.

some crazy b in oklahoma wants to outlaw no-fault divorce among legally married curples. if passed, bill 2279 would prevent divorces based on incompatibility under the following circumstances:

couples with a living minor child

couples that have been together for more than 10 years

instances where one party objects to the seperation

sorry abused moms of 6 year olds, you're going to have to tough it out.

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