Showing posts with label spoiler alert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spoiler alert. Show all posts

22 July 2016

oh that's funny.


08 July 2014

UPDATE: gol gol gol gol

{FIFA spoiler alert} This kid's Joel's reaction to the current status of the Brazil vs Germany game:


Germany just scored four five points in less than thirty minutes. Whoopsie Daisies. via keeks via the wire

01 April 2014

hannah in iowa

i really enjoyed this interview with the director of the iowa writer's workshop that hannah got into during the season finale.
The most shocking twist of Sunday’s season-three finale wasn’t Hannah’s acceptance, after years of artistic floundering, but the notion that Season Four of the world’s Brooklynest show might take place in Iowa, at what Hannah’s friend Marnie calls “like, the best MFA program in the world.” A University of Iowa spokesman says the school denied HBO’s request to film Girls episodes there, but the location could easily be faked, and the presence of an Iowa workshop alum on the writing staff — Sarah Heyward, who wrote “really good short stories about adolescent girls” in Chang’s workshop — ensures at least a modicum of authenticity. Based on conversations with Chang and several Girls-friendly alumni, here’s what we might expect of Hannah’s heartland sojourn. (via)
spoiler alert retroactive.

21 January 2014

spoiler alert, jennifer lawrence.


this reporter spoils homeland for jennifer lawrence and she calls her "a monster". it's priceless. joel, you can't watch this because you haven't finished your homeland.

04 December 2013

hunger games spoiler alert!

don't read/click this if you dislike SPOILERS.
Peeta was on SNL and introduced himself as the "brave young hero who immediately gets hurt and has to be carried around for the rest of the movie." #ctm
Vulture does a great job summarizing every time Peeta tumps over and other mishaps.

04 June 2013

shit went DOWN of GoT this weekend


i won't tell you what happened, but if you know, you might enjoy this reaction compilation of people watching the RED WEDDING!!!!!111111

i love 2:08 and 3:17.

#spoileralertretroactive

26 July 2012

Diana's SPOILER FREE review of The Dark Knight Rises

Was great but not as good as the last one, no one will ever top Heath's performance. Anne Hathaway was surprisingly good as Catwoman - her body is bangin'! I adore Joseph Gordon Levitt. Why couldn't they make Bane's voice easier to understand? I needed subtitles from that damn mask. And last but not least - after that ending, I need more movies! Come back Chris Nolan!




i can cosign this review, and starla completely agrees.

Starla's review:
2 constant thoughts during the movie... 
1) HOT DAMN christian bale and tom hardy have been working out 
2) where is 90W? can i see it during the aerial shots?

30 December 2011

2Pz movie review


last night, joel, thomas wilhelm, bun-bun and i saw sherlock holmes : game of thrones. it was...

11 biscuits!!!

there was a mini horse in it.





spoiler alert retroactive.

12 December 2011

normally i wouldn't

According to this nyt article, Newt Gingrich is worried about and electromagnetic pulse terrorist attack that would fry our power grid and give rise to roving bands ala Mad Max. Normally i wouldn't give credence to this sort of kookery, but the article happens to coincide with the fact that last night I had my first nightmare in close to a decade. It was all about how there was an attack on the US and what I had to do to save myself and the people around me.

Incredibly telling and depressing spoiler alert: Eventually, I just gave up and got killed.



UPDATE: this jem was in the comments:

"Given that the Republican base doesn't believe in or study science, his scaremongering is one more cynical play on American hysteria born of ignorance."

Dumb comment. FYI I am part of the "Republican Base" and I have a degree in engineering and have done graduate work in Physics. What are your credentials???? A major in art? It's the Democrats that don't believe in science or if they do they believe in bogus science like the idea that "Green" energy is going to solve all our energy problems. I find most liberals are math challenged.
Why?
one reason is that studies show that liberals tend to gravitate to degrees in the liberal arts areas and other "soft" fields like teaching and journalism. They are also always experts in economics yet I see few that have actually studied it.


oof. Burn. I was an art major and i'm a teacher. does that "soft" comment extend to my dependability in  nightmares too? 

28 October 2011

great.


the whole damn album leaked. christmas in october!

10 January 2011

country strong, continued coverage


nymag wants to discuss the thrilling surprise ending of country strong, and what it MEANS. obviously dont read it if you dont want the best movie of 2011 to be all spoiled for you.

spoiler alert!

13 December 2010

yogi the bear alternate ending


if you don't get it, click here. spoiler alert retroactive.

21 September 2010

surbway pranx.


remember that spoiler alert gag i told you about?here's a video of how they did it.

25 August 2010

15 March 2010

so ready for glee to come back


read some juicy spoilers here.

04 February 2010

lost - SPOILER ALERT

side by side comparison from oceanic 815 scene from season 1 and season 6

via

24 August 2009

twilight fashion

jicyww what designers like christian siriano or erin fetherston think bella's wedding dress would look like...

SPOILER ALERT RETROACTIVE!!!!
 
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