that's just what it is like

the weirdest 3:45 on the internet

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team pita crackers

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state farm knocks it out of the park

i think this is what it would look like if 2pz made a commercial.

one direction's biggest fan

the new teen (and adult) sensation One Direction performed today at the Today Show. In yet another example of why Hoda Kotb is the tits, look how happy she is to see them. one erection direction for ever!

as i was just saying: raccoons are cute but dangerous

look but don't touch people. even if you think that it might be a foxy puppy in a bank robber costume, a raccoon will tear your flesh from your body without a second thought. hey bronx residents, DO NOT PET.

how the F do i get on that flight?

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look what i saw on gawker

hahahahahaha

melissa wants you to see this baby seal puppy

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scrabble doodle dandy

me: well that wedgie drawing is absolutely going on 2pz
Melissa: hhahahaa
was it hard to figure out?
it took me a while to make it look like underwear and not a butt rape
me: exactly
it looked exactly like butt rape

i was playing a little scrabble doodle dandy

Can you guess my word based on this clue?

It has 8 letters: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Hint, the gal is starla.

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usher - climax

yesterday's solar flare.

An impressive solar flare is heading toward Earth and could disrupt power grids, GPS and airplane flights. Forecasters say the sun erupted Tuesday evening and the effects should start smacking Earth late Wednesday night.

YUM.

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they call this the unicorn of insects.

the pink katydid.