actually, these are the same tips you should use if you come across @thomaswilhelm after a few too many sloppy susans

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this little guy wants you to have a happy friday!

thx flim!

music minute with ms.dangles

say hello to Binti, the newest and most beautiful member of the Memphis Zoo

The Memphis Zoo has announced its newest edition, Binti, a 15-year-old female hippopotamus. She joined the exhibit’s other resident Splish, a 25-year-old female hippo, early Wednesday morning.
Binti is Swahili for daughter or young lady. Binti follows a long line of hippos at the zoo, which has housed hippos since 1914, the year Splish’s grandfather arrived at the zoo from Hamburg, Germany.

sometimes things look better in scaffolding.

Monday night marked the debut of 488 glowing lamps that now line America's most famous obelisk. Their origin actually dates back to the 1990s, when Michael Graves was commissioned to design a curtain-like scrim for the monument during the structure's previous renovation. That design is being used again during current renovations, a look that stands out especially in daylight. The lamps, activated by sensors, light up from behind the scrim. (via)

"it's like a everyday 4th of july."

this puppy just made a terrible mistake

(going to staten island)

these white ladies are crackin my shit up

leave dreamgirls alone white ladies. not for you. click the link to view a gallery of white ladies who didn't get the memo.

ohaye new boat friend. want to share my snack pack?

thx melissa

SASSY!

A Central Texas resident Sarah Slamen brought down the hammer of citizen justice on the Senate Health and Human Services Committee's anti-choice members with an excoriation for the ages — until she was unceremoniously shut down by Chairwoman Jane Nelson (R) mid-speech, and then dragged away by four DPS Troopers. (via)

bubba watson's hover cart

sure, why not?

on your list of things to do today should be "listen to ciara's new album"

work! work! work! work! work! work! work!

starla's dozen

could THIS be the song of the summer? also from robin thicke, but this time with kendrick "cutest little bunny rabbit" lamar.

i know what you're thinking: "what does starla think?"

Charlotte: i thought it sounded like a Britney spears song till he started talking about dick. offensive! i like it.
and for the record
i doubt robin has a big one

mother wayne is my spirit animal

what chris pratt looks like right now.

got all muscly-armed for a movie role.

retroactive reincarnation

today, it is so blazing hot outside that all of our air conditioners at work keep trippin' the breakerz (industry vernacular) and its one thousand degrees in my office and i died. i almost lived, but then the ambulance coming to save me ran over my body. anyway, don't worry, because i have been retroactively reincarnated to the date of may 3rd, when i came back as this tiny deer at the queens zoo.

my name is teacup tori, what's yours!?