it's draft day

will this pretty hawaiian oregon duck be our new quarterback?

i hope so.

look at this video of mike and rascal playing during the day

sign me up.

nina simone doc comin' to nurtflurx.

who doesn't want to look beautiful, but IT'S NOT NATURAL

UPDATE: Amy Schumer weighs in

this turtle is 90 bears old and has wheels for legs

his were eaten off by some rats while he was napping. RUDE.

this panda lamb was just born on staten island

(via)

jeremih + chance the rapper - planes (remix)

no he won't

Jake Gyllenhaal will take you on the worst first date: http://t.co/JredTr9ICD pic.twitter.com/n0VRml3QT0

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) April 28, 2015

ctm

Jezebel Editor Randomly Punched In Williamsburg http://t.co/zeMJ6kJfIa

— Gothamist (@Gothamist) April 27, 2015

starla will see you in the popcorn line opening weekend

We’re living for Joe Manganiello in his “Magic Mike XXL” teaser poster pic.twitter.com/UbV9ELGmi2

— huffpostgay (@huffpostgay) April 27, 2015

a couple of things to consider

this little girl is amazing and has a puppy for a brother. i would like to see if there's a gif of her "fresher than you" eye contact.


and here's a video of me and char and heather heaven and mer and probably thomas wilhelm and heather's dog gus in california this coming fourth of july.

holler design + watson twins

Small Batch Presents: The Watson Twins // Holler Design from Small Batch Presents on Vimeo.

Small Batch is a short film series celebrating the people who make things by hand and the musicians within the same communities who support them. Each episode features the story of a brand and a performance from a band playing in that brand's storefront. This episode features songstress sisters, The Watson Twins and Holler Design, a southern furniture design studio. (via)

congrats, katie + matt! just gorgeous!

hoorayyyyyyyyy it's julia l-d's last fuckable day

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this dog caused a traffic jam in scotland because he was driving a tractor on the highway

Another snap of Don the Sheepdog after his eventful morning on the #M74 #FeelingSheepish #BarkingMad @BBCScotlandNews pic.twitter.com/dEbHB1VjTv

— Traffic Scotland (@trafficscotland) April 22, 2015

i knew something was up.

GREAT news, kesha has dropped the $ from her name and hit the road. she played a small clurb in dc last night. a comeback is imminent, and it better not be boring. READ THIS.