this is a mama dharma and a baby dharma and an excellent narrator

wowowowowowowowowow.

chipotle's guac recipe

This Is All You'll Need:
2 ripe Hass avocados (In the restaurant, we use 48 per batch, multiple times per day)
2 tsp lime juice
2 tbsp cilantro (chopped)
1/4 cup red onion (finely chopped)
1/2 jalapeño, including seeds (finely chopped)
1/4 tsp kosher salt

How to Do It:
1. Choose the right avocado. It should feel squishy yet firm (like the palm of your hand), and be a nice dark green color on the inside.
2. Cut the avocado in half and the remove the pit (carefully!)
3. Scoop the avocados and place in a medium bowl.
4. Toss and coat with lime juice.
5. Add the salt and using a fork or potato masher, mash until a smooth consistency is achieved.
6. Fold in the remaining ingredients and mix well.
7. Taste the guacamole (over and over) and adjust seasoning if necessary.

basic AF.

mondays w/ kylie

me walkin' into work today, after last night's mad men.

sorry, flim.

Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte

what a queenly name

i think i know what joel's doing this friday

and maybe me too if I'm lucky :)

i hope they like artisanal ice cream and burritos

Desperate for food, sea lions are scrambling to the streets of San Francisco http://t.co/C0Nq7FWE8e pic.twitter.com/JJMzZyghem

— CityLab (@CityLab) May 1, 2015

how old? very old

try this old face guessing game. some of my favorites:

khaleesi karen kristen wiig on fallon

cute.

it's draft day

will this pretty hawaiian oregon duck be our new quarterback?

i hope so.

look at this video of mike and rascal playing during the day

sign me up.

nina simone doc comin' to nurtflurx.

who doesn't want to look beautiful, but IT'S NOT NATURAL

UPDATE: Amy Schumer weighs in

this turtle is 90 bears old and has wheels for legs

his were eaten off by some rats while he was napping. RUDE.

this panda lamb was just born on staten island

(via)

jeremih + chance the rapper - planes (remix)