mondays

hi monday pic.twitter.com/nAhhi6Owqy

— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) August 3, 2015

minions are coming for you

Now we literally can't escape the Minions http://t.co/KFPYEe1rpI pic.twitter.com/aDH84NhUtb

— Mashable (@mashable) August 3, 2015

FOMO

dolly played a couple of shows at the ryman this weekend, and by all accounts, she was magnificent. read this feminist review.

interesting choices

the vols have a weight-lifting nighttime party for some reason.

ok goodbye forever, it's 1pm on a friday.

shine on harvest moon

tbh i feel like this is going to end up being the song of the summer

but whotf knows anymore.

hay joel.

i don't like this kitchen.

i LOVE it!

is it football time in tennessee yet or WHAT.

38 days!

long read(s)

y'all should check out this NYT series that is underway, called the outlaw ocean. so far there are 4 pieces, all presented in their interactive format. so far, my favorite is the latest one, in which the sea shepherd vessel, the bob barker, of whale wars fame, chases one of the world's most wanted illegal trawlers called tHe ThUnDeR!!!111

READ IT.

yaaaaaaassssssssss

Paula Pell, the woman behind some of your favorite Saturday Night Live sketches, is creating a new half-hour comedy series for HBO. The as-yet-to-be-titled series will be about a “fallen Olympic figure skater who returns home to Massachusetts to confront her former bullish coach and narcissistic mother who have cashed in on her success,” reports Deadline. (via)

i feel ya, puppy

give up?

waterboy

tweet beat

When I started at Gawker 3 years ago, "Bye, Felicia" wasn't even a thing. But now it is and I'm leaving so bye, Felicia!!!!

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 28, 2015

best of luck in all of your future endeavors, caity!

her colleague had some nice things to say about her.