happy secret santa day

melissa is home, and she and kismet came in and woke me up around noon thirty today with the news that my secret santa present had arrived.

thank you sJ! i love my smithsonian crystal growing kit and 3D owl puzzle. ill post pictures of the finished results when the crystals are grown and the owl is hooting.

merry christmas!

the gay[er] gap ad

i refuse to embed the original one because i can't stand those shrill prepubescent girls. but if you haven't seen it (which i'm sure you have) you can subject yourself to it here.

owl city steals postal service ideas

i was in the car with KTV driving around the boro the other night ( i know right ) and this owl city song came on. i knew it reminded me of something, but i couldnt remember what. now my suspicions are confirmed.

bear poop

via

gulp

my name is brenda, im seven, i need to be adopted... or else.

cant just let you run up on me like that

so hard. so hard.

first dog, snow day

bo-bama frolics in the wintry weather, cutely.

winter wallop!

the whole northeast got it hard this weekend. just wanted to share some photos i took last night. brooklyn heights in the snow makes my heart sweat.

RIP brittany murphy.

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this is the saddest.

this is trihanna.

been meanin' to show her off. she's real excited to meet you.

it's christmas-y as fuck up in bhp. don't be jelly.

guess who's selling collegiate snuggies...

it's adorable little scott herman, from real world brooklyn. looks like life hasn't turned out quite like he had hoped...

P.S. if you can't tell, he's wearing an AUBURN snuggie!!!

who hasn't been here? am i right? yeah, i am.

cross-dressing drunk-ass baby with superhuman strength gets wasted on 12 oz of budlight and burgles his neighbors christmas presents (true story)

hey kid, close your damn mouth!

guuuuuuuurrrrrlllll

keekerz speakerz

yeasayer - ONE

the xx - you got the love
cover of florence + the machine's cover