what is patrick halley doing this weekend?

Jenny and Johnny

Jenny Lewis (just love her) and her boyfriend Johnathan Rice have teamed up and are planning a little tour. They have a website, and I'm just sure I'm going to like whatever it is she is doing. via.

oh hey

did you know that rachel zoe's assistant brad goreski is a beefcake? terry richardson found out.

what is gabe doing this weekend?

getting a testicle amputated.



Sack tapping is not some faceless virtual scourge. It is a human tragedy. Take the eye-watering tale of 14 year-old David Gibbons of Crosby, Minn. He had to have his right testicle removed after being punched, but the worst part is probably the fact that he had to go on the local news and talk about his missing ball while sitting between his parents on a couch. (via)

oil spill FAIL

according to the internet, BP's about to admit that they're never going to be able to stop the oil spill, and we should all just start getting used to it.

;(

BOOM!

must be hard to be you, g.animalz.

Dennis Hopper Gary Coleman'd

Actor Dennis Hopper died from prostate cancer at the age of 74.

i googled "fart blanket infomercial" to find this :

the marriage bed? uh yeah...great job.

djv < 3 the countess, big time

He wanted you all to see this. Unfortunately, I can't seem to embed it, so you'll have to click your way over.

But just as a reminder, this is what she ACTUALLY, sorta looks like:

And also keeping in mind that she's still made-up for the RHofNY cameras. SHEW! What kind of black magic did they do to her?!

gary coleman dead

who cares? am i right?

now what was it?

I saw something on TV last night that I thought would make a good blog post.

oh i forgot to tell you...

I'M GOING TO TENNESSEE TOMORROW!!!

what is patrick doing this weekend?

EMBED-Ardi Rizal - The real SMOKING BABY !! - Watch more free videos

'I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.

He cries and throws tantrums when we don't let him smoke. He's addicted.' (via)

thx LIZ!

yayayayayAYAYAyaayAYAyayAYAY!! (roof raise)

HOUSTON — The latest effort to plug a gushing underwater oil well in the Gulf of Mexico appeared to be working, officials and engineers said on Thursday morning, though definitive word on its success was still hours away. (via)

are those bbq tongs?

f you, bieber!

Justin Bieber has reached the inevitable "diva" phase of his career. A radio host in Australia said Bieber was "a thoroughly nice bloke" until "our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and [Bieber] turned aroud and said to him, 'Don't ever fucking touch me again'." The Aussies were shocked until a member of Bieber's crew informed them, "he tells us that all the time." The radio host says he thought to himself, "Maybe someone needs to drag you aside and give you a bit of a slap," so, um, maybe the freak-out was justified. Anyway, Biebs says it's all lies. (via)