curiosity makes a gif

just testing the wheels before we throw the thing into drive! via.

kazaky - this is what one direction is going to look like in 5 years

even the nytimes (arbiter of current taste) is talking about it.

every gay person i know is tweeting about this new Mykki Blanco music video.

 put on your mariah carey wig and judge for yourself.

10 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, i'm not going to keep explaining this to you dummies. this countdown is entering it's 3rd year. get used to seeing it for the rest of your lives. LOVE YOU GO VOLS!!!!!

welp. it's that time of year again. 10 days away from kickoff. in honor of this impending momentous occassion, we're going to re-run last year's countdown. because it is certainly worth remembering. enjoy. and GO VOLS!!!

omg i can't believe it. the wait is nearly over! in just 10 short days, we'll be cheering on our vols again! they've got a new coach, and i believe, a new destiny. in anticipation of our re-entry back into the most magical time of the year, i'll be sharing with you 10 things i love about TeNnEsSeE fOoTbaLL!!

10. the pride of the southland band
shyeah, if by "the southland", you mean "my heart!"

when it comes to my love for this talented group, there really is no limit. i was once accused of being in charge of PR for the band because i wouldn't shut up about how amazing the circle drill is, and how lucky the alabama fans to whom i was talking were to be witnessing such a dazzling spectacle. UT's band is but one of the many spirited tentacles of the octopus of volunteer pride. they never fail to bring a tear to my eye when they belt out "rocky top", and if you don't get choked up each time they march that power-T down the field in the pregame...well, i'd venture to say that that your heart is made of ice cubes.

god bless you, pride of the southland. god bless us all.

in other news about misbehaving puppies

gawker wants you to know about this blog called DOGSHAMING that is a collection of puppies being shamed by their owners for their misdeeds. just look at these puppies. i could see one of isabella that says "I EAT BUNNIES"

queen's corgis bully princess's puppies

a royal cat fight is being reported today between the royal corgis and princess beatrice's terriers. the royal dog boy lost control of the pups during a walk and they ended up biting each other and probably barking up a storm. can you imagine. we also learned that the queen's very first corgi was named susan. ctm.


more info:

Max has been a treasured companion of the Princess, 24, since she received it for Christmas when she was 13. 
The dog featured on the family's 2005 Christmas card in a photograph taken by the Duchess of York. Its picture was also on a £450 handbag that she carried to the Royal Family's Easter service at St George's Chapel in 2004. 
Max disappeared in 2008 from the family home in Windsor Great Park, and a search party, including the Queen, the Duchess of York and Princess Eugenie, was formed. Three weeks later he was found bedraggled and hungry. The royal source added: "It's ironic that the Queen was very worried about Max and helped in the search for him, but now her own dogs have attacked him." 
The Queen owns three Pembroke Welsh corgis called Monty, Willow and Holly, which are all descended from a dog she was given for her 18th birthday, which was called Susan. 
Some corgis were mated with dachshunds, most notably Pipkin, which belonged to the late Princess Margaret, to create "Dorgis". Her three Dorgis are called Cider, Candy and Vulcan.

congrats condi

Condoleezza Rice and some stupid white woman have become the first ladies ever invited to join August National Golf Club, site of the Masters golf tournament. I have always admired Condi and I think she is one of the fiercest of fierce bitches, and kudos to Augusta for untightening their buttholes just a little. Keep in mind that this is the same place that only let in their first black member in 1990. Clearly you couldn't find a woman more comfortable in the company of obnoxious old white men. nytimes. thx for the tip Dr. Holly

this isn't cute at all.

it's just a stupid otter who's too dumb to stack some cups.

srsly, it's skippable.

nothing to see here.

just six little boar piglets that think a french bulldog is their mom.

don't even bother watching, really.

you're all welcome

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homeland season two teaser trailer

homeland is sooo goood, ya'll. catch up on your season one before season two starts in a month.

rihanna is going to cry for oprah

check them out on sunday on the OWN network. and if you have DVR then save it because i'm going to need to watch when i get back to new york. oh, i didn't tell you? i'm going nashville this weekend for a wedding. can you believe this... delta called me earlier to tell me my flight was cancelled. they tried to put me on a flight in the morning and i was like, hell no, i KNOW that there are other flights that are leaving tonight and i want to be on one. check my instagram (or twitter) this weekend for nearly constant updates.

THIS JUST IN: thomas wilhelm witnessed a fire on his vacation

from flim thomas wilhelm

dave, youre a teacher... i need to know what happened here. give me the scoop.

White Station High forfeits football opener because of alleged hazing incident

UPDATE: from the commercial appeal comments section, so please take with a grain of salt

"Someone got beat up, supposedly to make the first game lucky to help them win. The choice was made that it had to be a small, white freshman on the team. The freshman told the principal, and the entire football team was called to a meeting. Five students were suspended. About an hour after they were called, over the intercom, a lecture was given about hazing and how the game would be canceled. People, angry about the cancelation, had a huge riot after school today. Multiple people were hurt, and many police cars were at the scene."

what do you think thomas wilhelm is doing during his vacation?

THIS