nytimes gossip about japanese people

Hey Liz, is it true that Japanese people are obsessed with fax machines?

these guys are two peas in a pea pod

thx flim

your fortnightly boat

the world's largest private yacht just pulled up into new york harbor yesterday. this thing is nuts.

  The yacht... is called the M/Y Eclipse, and is owned by Russian businessman Roman Abramovich, owner of Chelsea Football Club. It features 2 helicopter pads, 24 guest cabins, two swimming pools, a few hot tubs, a disco hall, a military-grade missile defense system, and a mini-submarine.
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omg that half machine olympic runner killed his girlfriend

remember the one from south africa with machine parts instead of legs? he shot his girlfriend dead. more details, plz.

nytimes rounds up the westminster best of breed winners

it is truly, truly a delight

now we're talkin'.

it's coming. march 7.

for joel

i knew this was getting posted 5 seconds in.

i just choked on a chip at the second goat.

want to cry into your chipotle burrito?

watch this part of the state of the union, re: gun violence.

state of the republican party

thirsty

STATE OF THE UNION

in case ya missed it, all barack obama said last night was that he was turning over all presidential duties to banana joe, the affonpinscher (aka fancy jacky).

cheese?

did you notice jennifer lopez shoo that crazy guy away from adele during the grammys?

get outta here nut job.

is willy cartier frank ocean's boyfriend?

it depends on who you ask.

frank ocean did instagram some pics of the two of them together, but gay guys are allowed to instagram pics of themselves with other gay guys without that meaning that they are boyfriend and boyfriend. they are probably just boning. anyway, good work frank ocean. twerq it out squirrel friend.

DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA ALERT

If you were in or around North Korea yesterday, you may have felt the earth move under your feet. It doesn't have anything to do with Carole King's lifetime achievement award, no nothing like that. In fact those feisty communists are conducting some underground nuclear tests. Don't worry though, North Korea has about as much chance of sending a nuclear weapon our was as Iran does at flying that plastic toy airplane they are calling a stealth bomber. Hey North Korea, call me when you get cell phone service. via

g-d is PISSED.

look at Him shooting lasers at st. peter's. thx a lot, ratzi-nazi!

part 2

Between Two Ferns: Oscar Buzz Edition Part 2 from Zach Galifianakis