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#bloodymoon

the grizz beat the clippers on the road last night, and tony allen kicked chris paul in the face

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your fortnightly boat

the world's largest private yacht just pulled up into new york harbor yesterday. this thing is nuts.

  The yacht... is called the M/Y Eclipse, and is owned by Russian businessman Roman Abramovich, owner of Chelsea Football Club. It features 2 helicopter pads, 24 guest cabins, two swimming pools, a few hot tubs, a disco hall, a military-grade missile defense system, and a mini-submarine.
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that just happened

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did you see it?

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"one of the werewolves got beat up!"

Four men, who were allegedly drunk guests at a nearby wedding in the same venue, attacked Pelletier in the men's room of a Hilton hotel where he was a main attraction at 'Eternal Twilight 4,' a fan expo packed with teenage girls in Birmingham, about 120 miles from London (Peter Facinelli was the biggest 'Twilight' star originally booked to appear, but was ultimately a no-show).

Pelletier suffered a broken nose in the confrontation, during which the men reportedly struck and headbutted him until he was able to escape. Police chased the suspects, and witnesses say cops used a Taser to restrain one. All four were arrested on suspicion of assault; two have since been released and two were granted bail, pending further investigation. The motive for the attack has not been made public.

from melissa

no way!

i'm kinda freakin' out that this song from the eclipse soundtrack is cee-lo green. i've heard it on shuffle so many times and never looked down to see who it was, until now. and i said "no way!"

bucket list | solar eclipse

27 reasons why Eclipse movie is better than the book

nymag gets it pretty much right (as per usual).

team jane

who is the biggest bad ass in the game.

jane thats who.

let's talk about eclipse.

OBVI, it was 11 biscuits, so i don't need to review it for real. i just want to share some random thoughts, and hear yours too. let's begin.

what was with bella's wig? k-stew's hair is her one redeeming quality, and a twilight star on it's own. it looked just terrible. and i never want that to happen again.

jasper, i didn't know you had a confederate southern accent. that's because you've never spoken that way before. and actually, you didn't break it out until you started rehashing your civil war stories. and when you were done talking about that, you dropped the accent again.

taylor lautner is one terrible actor. i lol'd pretty much every time he spoke. but he's a crowd pleaser. he won "most hollers at the court street theater" by a landslide.

riley was a really great addition.

bryce howard was a terrible victoria. i want old, better victoria back.

the wolves looked so much meaner. but still cute as hell! FLUFFZ!!!

ummmm.....what else? well, what did you guys think?

oh, one last thing. next time you watch it, mentally replace the word 'imprint' in the dialogue with 'come', and you'll have lolz4dayz! (as in: bella: how do you know when you've imprinted on someone? jacob: when it happens, you just know.)  you're welcome!

what are you doing at midnight?

let the countdown begin.

5 days! here's a photo from the premiere last night in LA.

you guys look ridiculous.

DON'T FORGET!

oh shit.

i totes forgot that with every twilight movie comes a real emo indie soundtrack! and the eclipse soundtrack has just been unveiled! check it out!

01 Metric – “Eclipse (All Yours)”
02 Muse – “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)”
03 The Bravery – “Ours”
04 Florence &The Machine – “Heavy In Your Arms”
05 Sia – “My Love”
06 Fanfarlo – “Atlas”
07 The Black Keys – “Chop And Change”
08 The Dead Weather – “Rolling In On A Burning Tree”
09 Beck and Bat For Lashes – “Let’s Get Lost”
10 Vampire Weekend – “Jonathan Low”
11 UNKLE – “With You In My Head (featuring The Black Angels)”
12 Eastern Conference Champions – “A Million Miles An Hour”
13 Band Of Horses – “Life On Earth”
14 Cee-Lo Green – “What Part Of Forever”
15 Howard Shore – “Jacob’s Theme”

cee-lo!!!!

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here is an eCLIPse...for you.

just hit the internet.

oh and yall tune into oprah today. the twilight kids are gonna be on. i cant wait to watch.

omgomgomgomgogmomgOMG!!!!!1111

eclipse tickets go on sale on FRIDAY!!

eclipse comes out on june 30!

raise your hand if you'd like to go see it at midnight with me.

thx starla!

new twilight trailer!

right over here! thx starla!! and oprah!

the short second life of bree tanner

stephanie meyer is cashing in on the twilight franchise again (as is her right, no judgement here). she has penned a 200 page "novella" centered on the story of one of the newborns involved in the eclipse victoria attacks.

starla says: "i am of course excited. no matter how shitty."

i say: im not sure i can devote any more brain space to this.

what say you?

full eclipse trailer

starla, help! i am having trouble caring about this...