i can't do better than gawker's description

"Cool Horse Trots Around NYC Without a Care Except the Cops Chasing Him"

we don't just watch movies not to tell anyone about it.

yesterday, while resting my dogs after a long, successful tenth annual international cornhole cup, i watched this tom cruise movie, the edge of tomorrow, also starring emily bult blunt.

it was.....11 biscuits!!

i watched godzilla too. more like godsilly. 0 biscuits.

check out my new favorite tumblr.

worst cats. thx carly!

see also: slittens.

what is it, comeback monday?

bethenny is going to be on the next season of RHoNYC, if you can believe that.

also, good news: RHoA is back in about 3 weeks. phew!

speaking of comebacks...

a new installment of marcel the shell!

shrimps are the idiots of the sea.

set your VCRs to tape this hot new television program!

did you ever watch season one?

i got drunk last night and i'm supposed to get drunk tonight too

no no no i'm too old for this. happy weekend and i'll see you cornholers tomorrow. don't speak too loudly at me though. i'll be nursing another hangover.

happy cornhole eve friday!

HBD angela lansbury

A life worth celebrating: Dame Angela Lansbury throughout the years. #89thBirhdaySheWrote pic.twitter.com/BiTNqjMkP2

— Angela Lansbury News (@_AngelaLansbury) October 16, 2014

lane kiffin's wikipedia entry

First few sentences of Lane Kiffin's Wikipedia are great.@ClayTravisBGID pic.twitter.com/cO7M7Q70ws

— Josh Yankovich (@JoshYankovich) October 16, 2014

oprah at st. peter's

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27k people a day visit here. #St.Peter'sBasilica

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rooting for the whale

hyperlapse bike ride over all three bridges

actually looks like an appealing way to spend a couple of hours.

evan beeeeerrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy

i didn't know this happened until just now, but apparently eric berry's little brother evan berry got to return a kick in last weekend's game, and BOY DID HE EVER!

'sgo vols!!

this has a surprise ending.

stay humble, cat.