check out my new favorite tumblr.

worst cats. thx carly!

see also: slittens.

it does.

thx carly!

2pzGifGuide - Joel

With the recent news that Octavia Spencer has been cast in a remake of the Angela Lansbury classic Murder, She Wrote, there has been a dangerous and volatile increase in worldwide demand for the original series. It ran for 12 seasons from 1984 to 1996, but where can you find it? According to Jessica Fletcher expert carlygoogles, TV Land streams 5 episodes at a time online, and all of the DVDs are available through Netflix. That's great but the problem is some of us want to watch more than 5 episodes in a row and cancelled our Netflix DVD account. The only reasonable thing to do is to buy a loved one the complete DVD box set on amazon. Your loved one will be so happy.

do you think you know when you see something cute?

well take this quiz and find out for sure.

stolen straight from carlygoogles' facebook wall.

things i stole from carly kiel's facebook today

I apologize to those of you who were already aware of this, but it has come to my attention that "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram of "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn" and I believe I would be failing in my responsibilities as a friend/family member/human being not to pass along this incredible piece of information. thanks carly!

thank you carlygoogles!

its not my birthday but last night i arrived home to find a surprise waiting for me from carly.

thanks for the drunk bear wine bottle holder!

:)

oh haiye!

thx carly!

ryan o'connell - thought catalog

carlygoogles turned me on to ryan o'connell on thought catalog, and i basically have agreed with everything he has written. case in point, the following article titled "Calling BS On Eating Healthy," or, "Why I Visit Taco Bell At Least Once A Month."


In the past year, my friends have started this sick disturbing trend of eating healthy. Green things that aren’t smokable are showing up to our potlucks with more and more frequency, leaving me awash in a sea of confusion as I carry a box of cupcakes to the table. “OMG, tempting but no thanks. I’ll just devour some more of this amazing kale and beet salad. God, I’m such a Kirstie Alley right now!”

Wait, did I miss the memo? When did we transition from college meals of spaghetti tossed in an Adderall reduction sauce to kale salads, market veggies, and seitan? I mean, I’m all about eating healthy because it makes you happy and skinny and is, like, good for you and stuff. And I’ve definitely noticed lately that our bodies are changing. We can’t just binge eat on pad thai and expect our body to forget about it. It’s gotten to the point where it never forgets. That being said, can we stop pretending that the junk food never happened? Can we stop pretending that the fourth meals, the Sour Patch Kids, and pizza did not exist? I know you’ve entered a new phase in your eating life but, come on. Show some love for the things that are bad for you. Give it a quick kiss.

The delusion is what bothers me. People would like you to believe that eating a bowl of lettuce is comparable to a slice of red velvet cake. “Oh wow, I’m so hungover right now. This lettuce really hit the spot.” No, it didn’t! I want to scream at them (complete with waving my arms wildly in public) about their sordid past. I want to remind them of the food we used to embrace together. Fact: Food that will clog your arteries and kill you tastes the best. It’s one of life’s cruelest jokes and the primary reason why losing weight is so difficult. Saying no to the things that feel good in the moment but ultimately hurt us is a struggle in everyone’s life. Even though I’m happy to see my friends win the battle, I also secretly want to poison their brussel sprouts with some deep fried bread crumbs.

I just want things to be out in the open. I want people to say that eating heathy is sort of a bitch and, yes, I would like a bite of that cupcake. I would like Jennifer Aniston to admit that she has a good body because she’s extremely disciplined, works out constantly and rarely succumbs to any food cravings. Let’s just be real. Keeping fit is hard work so stop pretending that your prohibitive diet is delicious. It makes all of the people who aren’t as fit feel bad about themselves. “Why don’t I love broccoli as much as my friend does? Is something wrong with me?! Should I be craving brown rice right now instead of a burrito?!” Hell no. Eating healthy is all about eating the brown rice while imagining it to be a giant burrito. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

carly, i don't know why but this reminds me of you

some squiggles ARE better than others.

make some noise

"the whole world needs to know about this" seawitchery

thx for the tip carlygoogles.

graphic songs

carly showed me this website:

it's awesome.

arnold - he was having a lot of things for fighting

carly knows what i will like, and this is an example.

did you see carlygoogles?

she has an article about smokeybear.com which may be the most informative website on the intertubes. check out the vintage posters. claaaasssic.

all the best animals are named smokey, ya herd?

for carly.

here's a video from last night, when carly's favorite band's frontwoman came out to ruin the morning benders' otherwise flawless cover of fleetwood mac's "dreams".

friends of friends

do you know what its like to read about a friend of yours in a new york times profile?

i dont, but carly does.

this is making my day.

UPDATE!!
guess who found the mp3 of the kat dansar song!! now you can have it on your ipod!! check out the swedish band, fulkultur's myspace for more awesome songs.

fulkultur - fuldans
right click and save.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

if you are in need of a desk party for one, click this.

i found it over on carly googz. stepp rulla is my fave right now. what's yours?

for carly.

something you need to know about.

i just read about this new movie over on carly googles. it's called sharktopus, and it's currently in production for the syfy channel. i just wanted to make sure you all know about it. especially you, bun bun.

would you look at that thing go

carly sent this to me as a present for 2pz. it reminded her of this. makes me miss kismet 4 sure.

carly!

disney world music... does anything of this crossover to the west coast?