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On January 5, NASA released an image of the Andromeda galaxy, our closest galactic neighbour, captured by the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope. The full image is made up of 411 Hubble images, takes you through a 100 million stars and travels over more than 40,000 light years. Well, a section of it anyway. (via)

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for joel

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UPDATE!!

smdh

Arkansas goddamn RT @rodimusprime: Woah pic.twitter.com/FsTyufNLmI
— Joel D. Anderson (@byjoelanderson) January 18, 2015

broad city long read

this article's real long and real good.

“Should I fist the tree first, you think, Ab?” Glazer asked. “Or should I give it a rim job? What’s funnier?”

“Definitely fisting!” Jacobson hollered back. “The tree may say no but its heart says yes!”

Glazer went to work. She is a brilliant physical comedian — both women are — and gyrated her compact frame around the tree, oozing over its limbs, French-kissing its bark, straddling it, slapping it, twerking on it, poking it in various orifices. (Jacobson chimed in from the sidelines, “We are always coming up with new holes!”) A crew of about 25 people looked on, but Glazer showed no signs of embarrassment — she only requested inspiration in the form of slow jams — “Give me some dirty music, baby, lemme get my griiiind on!” — and suggested to the director, John Lee, that perhaps she should “try some shots with reverse cowgirl, like my ass right up to the camera. It should feel grotesque, right? We need dat bounce!” She tried different rhythms and angles, holding back laughter while slapping the trunk of the tree with loud thwacks.

Meanwhile, Jacobson was giggling so hard she had to crouch on the ground. “This is so fucking funny,” she said. “This is so fucking funny.” Then, turning to me, she put on a serious face: “She’s not doing this to fall in love with the tree,” she said. “She is doing it to find … answers.” Then, after a pause: “I just hope the tree is over 18.” (via)

clothes for my big weiner.

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@nbcsnl well played. Lol.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 18, 2015

i have a dream

that terry gross talked to abbi and ilana for 20 minutes. yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss.

sharon van etten on ellen

not sure why, but SVE premiered a new song on ellen's show last week, and i just love it.

street fashion - basic gay

from a 1977 gay street life book about san francisco

pitch perfect

Here's an exclusive peek at #Veep Season 4. Looks like the wheels are falling off the bus. Big time.

A video posted by Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@officialjld) on Jan 16, 2015 at 7:58am PST

never forget to death drop

the fall, season 2

Hi America. 2nd series of @TheFallTV now available on @netflix . Cancel all your plans and enjoy

— Jamie Dornan (@JamieDornan) January 16, 2015

never forget

Aaliyah would have been 36 today pic.twitter.com/U8N3M1dJ3R

— 3030 (@jose3030) January 16, 2015

HBD to aaliyah and also to alison macbeth

throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang.

remember when we won the national championship taxpayer nee gator bowl?