sorry starla.

but i'm not sure you anyone can compete with sex incarnate FKA twigz.

According to sources who spoke with US Magazine, the couple is "early on" in their relationship and are "just having fun." As Billboard notes, Pattinson is no stranger to music. In fact, "Pattinson has more than just a fleeting obsession with music." Pretty convenient then that he's (maybe) dating a musician!

The US Magazine source goes on to say that FKA Twigs (aka Tahliah Debrett Barnett) thinks that Pattinson is "unbelievably handsome," which is the one definitive truth in this entire story. The pair were photographed together last week leaving a restaurant at the Bowery Hotel, where they presumably talked about their mutual love for music. (via)

the last twilight you will ever need

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who cares. bring on mockingjay!

where is r-pattz staying?

at reese witherspoon's house.

yikes.

UPDATE!

"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry," Stewart said in a statement Wednesday. (via) 

jesus. 

thx starla!

the internet has suggested that kristen stewart cheated on edward cullen i mean robert pattinson

There are photos of her canoodling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, a married 41 year old hottie named Rupert Sanders.

brace yourself, starla.

re: the twilight sexy scene:

Stewart: Cinematically, cut all together, it’s awesome. I really like it, but we didn’t really do that scene.
Pattinson: And when we did they kept telling us to stop. [laughs]
Stewart: I know! Bill kept going, “Stop thrusting!” [Laughs]...I mean I didn’t actually want to have sex with him on set but....
Pattinson: Why not? [laughs] You can see my butt crack - why does butt crack not make it an R? You see my butt crack the whole time.
Stewart: No, you don’t, They darkened it or something.
Lautner: They shortened it, or I think they erased the crack.
Pattinson: It was really Kristen’s fault it was going R-rated. [To Stewart] Your fancy moves - no one’s seen moves like that in a PG-13 movie! [Laughs] (via)

pipe down, jacob. no one's talking to you.

breaking dawn review

zzZZZzzz Biscuits!

here's a little sneak-a-peek...

at breaking dawn's s-e-x scene.

like water for elephants

edward cullen and that frigid blonde girl from nashville are in a movie about a flying elephant with some racist jim crow caricature birds.

starla, your boyfriend looks ugly.

fix it.

take a bath, you two.

liz sent me these hi-def pixies of r-pattz and k-stew kissing irl.

starla's reaction when i sent them to her:

Starla: my life is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ctm.

let's talk about eclipse.

OBVI, it was 11 biscuits, so i don't need to review it for real. i just want to share some random thoughts, and hear yours too. let's begin.

what was with bella's wig? k-stew's hair is her one redeeming quality, and a twilight star on it's own. it looked just terrible. and i never want that to happen again.

jasper, i didn't know you had a confederate southern accent. that's because you've never spoken that way before. and actually, you didn't break it out until you started rehashing your civil war stories. and when you were done talking about that, you dropped the accent again.

taylor lautner is one terrible actor. i lol'd pretty much every time he spoke. but he's a crowd pleaser. he won "most hollers at the court street theater" by a landslide.

riley was a really great addition.

bryce howard was a terrible victoria. i want old, better victoria back.

the wolves looked so much meaner. but still cute as hell! FLUFFZ!!!

ummmm.....what else? well, what did you guys think?

oh, one last thing. next time you watch it, mentally replace the word 'imprint' in the dialogue with 'come', and you'll have lolz4dayz! (as in: bella: how do you know when you've imprinted on someone? jacob: when it happens, you just know.)  you're welcome!

let the countdown begin.

5 days! here's a photo from the premiere last night in LA.

you guys look ridiculous.

hey pervs!

i'm lookin' at you, starla...

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), which oversees the Internet on behalf of the U.S. government, has in the past resisted creating a .xxx generic domain name system akin to those for .com and .net.

It has in recent years repeatedly rejected a request by U.S. company ICM Registry Inc. to sign off on the .xxx domain.

But members of ICANN's board have argued that in order to maintain neutrality in dealing with domain name assignations, it should create .xxx and allow websites with sexually explicit content to start using the suffix on a voluntary basis. (via)

starla?

why did you let those cameramen into your room?

did you see this hairterrible?

its edward cullen. he had lice or something and shaved his greasy locks. look how normal he looks. ook.

UPDATE: im sorry. i dont mean it. he doesnt look that bad.

omgomgomgomgogmomgOMG!!!!!1111

eclipse tickets go on sale on FRIDAY!!

eclipse comes out on june 30!

raise your hand if you'd like to go see it at midnight with me.

thx starla!

new twilight trailer!

right over here! thx starla!! and oprah!

r-pattz alert!

here he is filming his upcoming movie, bel ami. whatever that is. in budapest!

full eclipse trailer

starla, help! i am having trouble caring about this...