30 June 2010

let's talk about eclipse.

OBVI, it was 11 biscuits, so i don't need to review it for real. i just want to share some random thoughts, and hear yours too. let's begin.

what was with bella's wig? k-stew's hair is her one redeeming quality, and a twilight star on it's own. it looked just terrible. and i never want that to happen again.

jasper, i didn't know you had a confederate southern accent. that's because you've never spoken that way before. and actually, you didn't break it out until you started rehashing your civil war stories. and when you were done talking about that, you dropped the accent again.

taylor lautner is one terrible actor. i lol'd pretty much every time he spoke. but he's a crowd pleaser. he won "most hollers at the court street theater" by a landslide.

riley was a really great addition.

bryce howard was a terrible victoria. i want old, better victoria back.

the wolves looked so much meaner. but still cute as hell! FLUFFZ!!!

ummmm.....what else? well, what did you guys think?

oh, one last thing. next time you watch it, mentally replace the word 'imprint' in the dialogue with 'come', and you'll have lolz4dayz! (as in: bella: how do you know when you've imprinted on someone? jacob: when it happens, you just know.)  you're welcome!

6 comments:

threadsecutioner said...

Ugh amen to bring the old Victoria back. That wig and Bryce Howard is NOT SCARY. I did like the choice for Leah Clearwater...she seemed bitchy enough. Joel and I decided we are ready for some good old fashioned crazy horror that takes place in the next book.

LILLY said...

I THOROUGHLY enjoyed every moment of this movie. I thought it was a job well done. And having finished New Moon just prior to getting in/on line at the theater, I found it much better in terms of pacing and general camera skillz, and i was impressed with the paLpaBle PaSsIoN. It brought back the vibe of the first movie, but kicked it up a notch on every front. It was epic. TEAM ECLIPSE!

Lilly said...

P.S. My sister went to a midnight showing in Massachusetts and the reel caught fire an hour into the movie!!! She still hasn't seen the end!

g.animalz said...

it looks liked bella's hair was made from scraps of jacob's old doo (before he became a fluffer-nutter). what a mistake. she couldn't even run her fingers through it distractedly while huffing and puffing her lines out.

joel said...

i wish edward would tuck his muff and just agree to have sex with bella already. poor girl shouldnt have to ask twice.

Liz said...

TEAM JASPER!

All I got was wolf-stink. No Bella.

 
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