diane found this commercial starring a rascal look a like

Navy finally catches up with "Real Genius" style weapons

and they are sending them to the gulf

 "a prototype shipboard laser will be deployed on a converted amphibious transport and docking ship in the persian gulf, where iranian fast-attack boats have harassed american warships and where the government in tehran is building remotely piloted aircraft carrying surveillance pods and, some day potentially, rockets."

 you should click the link to see their video of how it works, but it's pretty much like this. \/

occupy water bowl

what is hank doing?

swimmin' himself into a hot mess.

and making pig noses.

thx erin!

what is jazzy doing?

rollin' around in dirt puddles and getting herself stuck on top of the outside table.

get it together, jazzy.

thx dad!

that reminds me.

jazzy has her own food dance. only less fun and much weirder.

happy bearthday g.animalz!!!

26 BEARS OLD!!

let's make a cake.

thx2thomaswilhelm4pixies.

oil-covered foot in mouth

did you guys hear about the BP spokesman who referred to gulf residents affected by the life-ruining oil spill as the "small people"?

“We care about the small people. I hear comments sometimes that large oil companies, or greedy companies, don’t care. But that is not case in BP, we care about the small people.” (via)

how rude.

This evening, Mr. Svanberg issued a statement saying he was “very sorry” for speaking “clumsily.”

“What I was trying to say — that BP understands how deeply this affects the lives of people who live along the Gulf and depend on it for their livelihood — will best be conveyed not by any words but by the work we do to put things right for the families and businesses who’ve been hurt,” the statement said. (via)

they're ain't no pan edge on the ocean

could hay be the solution for cleaning up the oil spill in the gulf of mexico? some people in santa rosa county FL think so.

BP attempting to take control of the oil spill

ice cream cones vs. roller coaster

via

chinese hairless bear (beast)

This sad looking creature which resembles a hairless bear with a kangaroo-like tail was trapped by hunters in Sichuan province in China and now everybody's running around saying it's an 'Oriental Yeti'.

Said hunter Lu Chin: "'It also does not sound like a bear - it has a voice more like a cat and it is calling all the time - perhaps it is looking for the rest of its kind or maybe it's the last one?"

via. source.

"if they win, we gon' have record trash!"

ctm.

are we still at war?

via

gchatz w/ john

john: you know those birthday banners made up of individual foil covered letters strung together?

me: yes

john: i'm trying to find out if you can purchase the individual letters, and string them together yourself

but i don't know how to search for them

or if that exists

but it should

me: what do you want to spell

if you dont mind my asking

john: i want them so i could spell most anything

it's nothing specific

me: ah

john: just an idea i've had for a while and never done anything about

me: instead of using 'foil colored'

maybe try 'metallic'

john: well, "jointed banner letters" got me the closest.

apparently that's the true product name

me: do you ever wonder

how it is possible that you are so inept and how i always manage to be able to do everything you cant?

in a matter of minutes at that

http://www.buycostumes.com/Create-Your-Own-Letter-Banner-Set/26727/ProductDetail.aspx

BAM!

john: you know what

when i get them, i'm going to make you a big ol banner that reads "FUCK YOU"

how would you like that?

me: i would love that

john: well good, 'cause you're going to get it

kelly bein' crazy

"HONESTLYYYyyyy....first of all i thought, like, new york was the seventh housewife...but, the real seventh housewife is 'you don't know me'.

what is stanley doing?

stanley got excited and ran into the muddy part of the backyard even though we told him not to. so he's getting his paws cleaned.

Blog Sneak Attack!!

Joey: wanna see something cool?
me: OK.
Joey: Can you log into facebook?
me: I'm already there.
Joey: Sweet. Go to the home page, click on white space in there, then using the arrows hit:
up
up
down
down
left
right
left
right
B
A
Enter
me: WTF is this Joey?
Joey: Let me know when you're done
me: Nothings happened.
Joey: Click around or scroll up and down, you should see lens flares
me: Nope.
Joey: Don't capitalize the BAup up down down left right left right b a (ENTER)
me: Nothing.
Joey: Ugh.
me: Maybe youre a sick fuck, maybe thats it.
Joey: You're doing it wrong! . . . You're the only one this isn't working for.
me: Its not diong anything. I swear.
Joey: You're the worst human being on the face of the Earth
I didn't mean it.
Yes i did.
No i didn't.

what is jazzy doing?

jazzy threw up.