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Rihanna Speaks Out to Diane Sawyer, ABC EXCLUSIVE - ABC News

listen to her speak! omg omg omg omg.

she does lie once though, when she says she isnt perfect, and i know that she is.

oh my hell

UPDATE: moving pictures

do you recognize this poor creature? its a magnificent bespectacled bear sans fur (sans means without). her name is delores, from a german zoo and she has inexplicably gone bald and now walks around naked. via

Urban Meyer deserves to be suspended

During the SEC coaches teleconference Wednesday Urban Meyer criticized the officiating crew of his game on Saturday when he said that Georgia should have been called for a late hit on his boyfriend Tim Tebow on a play that happened "right in front of the referee."

Now I seem to recall that Mike Silve has stated that coaches arent supposed to complain about officials, so do you think Urban Meyer is going to be punished? These are the rules that we are all playing by, right?

Additionally, did you see how that Florida player tried to blind the Georgia player and got caught on video? Meyer suspended him for half a game, then the player was like... you know coach maybe it would be better to sit out a whole game. You think?

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stevie nicks

• Edge Of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks

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"people always think that i'm going to be this little airhead blonde, when i'm actually quite pragmatic and serious. i'm also really funny, or at least i think i'm really funny"

i want that.

nymag makes a super-obvi observation that contemporary design culture still looks to the Bauhaus for inspiration. MoMA just opened a Bauhaus exhibition. i thought MoMA already was a Bauhaus exhibition. i wonder if it's any good?

more like walter grope-me-us! more like mies van der ho! more like FARTcel breuer! ahahaH AHA ha AH AH aAHH!

ok i have to go back to work now. i miss you guys.

RIP nico.

carly's google reminded me that i heard this happened.

w2g yall!

did you see?

me and ktv on halloween.

robin hoodie, hurl scout

it's called comeuppance

remember that bitch beauty pageant winner loser carrie prejean? she was being sued by the pageant organizer, K2Productions, to reclaim the $5,200 they paid for her breast enlargement surgery. i think miss precum was trying to counter sue for the pageant officials being mean, or something. both lawsuits have been dropped, and carrie gets nothing. why? because K2's lawyer used her, as-of-yet, unreleased sex tape as leverage in the settlement. and apparently, it's very raunchy. that horse isn't so high anymore is it carrie?

garden

have you always wanted a vegetable patch, but dont know how to garden? start here...

the roll out cardboard is impregnated with seeds for easy planting. clever.

karaoke adventures

after a rousing game of bingo across the street at mad donnas (more on that to come), we moseyed on over to the lipstick lounge and treated its patrons to our karaoke stylings.

our set list was as follows:

1)tina turner, proud mary (ike and tina version)

2)the pixies, here comes your man

3)alabama, dixieland delight

4)beyonce, halo

i know, right.

anyway, we averaged about 4 claps per song. this is the kind of nashville karaoke where they ask you what key you want to sing in... but luckily no one else wanted to perform so we got to go as often as we wanted. which was 4 times.

remember this from adventures in babysitting

ktv does. she requested it from the dj on saturday... after he told her he only has old records when she initially asked for single ladies.

guess who...

...is at work today for the first time in a year?

kylie thats who. congrats keeks!

crazy ass C's

What could Chinese government have against dogs, cigarette and liquor laborers, tourists, female secretaries, corn farmers, and Children who don't pay attention to traffic?

NYT investigates...