vol (determi)nation

"I mean, I always think about it. To me, Florida-Tennessee is everything. I grew up watching it during the (Steve) Spurrier and (Phillip) Fulmer days, and I think the last time we won was 2004. To me, that's way too long. I mean, it's too long. It would be great for this program right now, but it's not something that we can just wish to happen. Our defense is going to have to step up a lot this week, make a big improvement from last week to this week and the offense has to keep doing what they're doing."
-defensive tackle, Daniel Hood

"I don't really look at it like we haven't beaten them in six years, I look at it like we haven't beat them since I've been here. I know I haven't beaten them, and I want to beat them. I've been here for a while, and I can tell all those guys I've never beaten Florida. I want them to leave this program saying they beat Florida while I was here."
-inside linebacker, Austin Johnson

obama being awesome.

"I don’t need another tax cut. Warren Buffett doesn’t need another tax cut. Not if we have to pay for it by making seniors pay more for Medicare. Or by cutting kids from Head Start. Or by taking away college scholarships that I wouldn’t be here without. That some of you wouldn’t be here without. And I believe that most wealthy Americans would agree with me. They want to give back to the country that’s done so much for them. Washington just hasn’t asked them to." (via)

-barack obama

well.

"Every now and then, an actor or actress manages to somehow channel the vitality of youth — that indefinable, natural, unprocessed glamour full of possibility and filled with anticipation for an endless future. I've known Blake the actress, and I've known Blake the person, who would surprise many with her down-to-earth coolness. She makes you feel that she, and life, are going to go on forever." (via) 

-baz luhrmann

quotes from raccoons.

"You get more insight as you get older, on everything," said world's oldest 17-year-old Taylor Momsen. "I kind of woke up one morning and was like, 'Oh I see what's happening, I get everything.' I woke up and was like, 'I get it, I'm a product.'" (via)

quotes from ladies.

DIEHL: Has becoming famous been what you expected?

KE$HA: I don’t even think of myself as a quote, unquote star—that’s really douchey. I think of myself as just like . . . a dance commander.

DIEHL: What are the responsibilities of a dance commander?

KE$HA: You have to have dance parties all day and night, and you always have to be excited about having a dance party. You have to have a dance party in Milan one day, and then wake up and have a dance party at, like, four in the morning on national television in L.A. the next day. The hours are insane. [laughs] (via)(via)

i love him.

chelsea's dog, chunk.

“I don’t trust people who don’t drink,” she says in her signature deadpan as she heads onstage. “Please be wasted by the time I return.” (via)

love her, too. thx lilly!

quotes from ladies.

reading sarah palin's spoken words on paper kind of feels similar to trying to pull a hidden image out of a magic eye poster...

""No administration in America's history would I think ever have considered such a step that we just found out that President Obama is supporting today.

You know that's kinda like getting out there on the playground, a bunch of kids ready to fight and one of the kids saying 'Go ahead, punch me in the face and I'm not going to retaliate. Go ahead and do what you want to with me.'"
-sarah palin

don't worry, he burned her up.

""I really have no response to that. Last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues."
-barack obama

UPDATE: sarah palin again mocks the president by suggesting that he is the one who lacks the credentials to dictate nuc-ular policy because he is nothing but a part time senator/ community organizer. (click here)

...one thing that she forgot to mention in his resume is that he is the president of the united states, in constant communication with the secretary of defense and the joint chiefs of staff.

what is Jake Gyllenhaal talking about?

"And I’d say, ‘OK, I’ll try it,’ and then I’d say, ‘OH GOD. OH, please.’ But then I’d get it, and we’d go a little further and a little longer and a little higher and just kept it up...It got a little bit dicey there near the end, when they saw that I liked doing things that were dangerous. I tried my hand at things that were pushing it a little bit." via

sounds fun jake. wwwwink ;)

quotes from ladies

guess-whom edition!

“So you, having a kind of a downer day being in a valley, to then have been at this peak now, Angelica, because of your selfless action, so kudos to you and thank you so much.”

guess whom said that. it's a contest!

quotes from ladies.

"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."

-tina fey

quotes from ladies.

(might as well just call it a feature)

"Hell yeah! Glitter is everything. Glitter and hair and hairspray, I’m obsessed — I’m like, a glitter connoisseur. I buy it by the pound. I have like, secret sources of glitter. And then the only thing I’m a diva about on tour is like — I need at least a gallon of glitter a night."

"I get mine shipped from L.A. It’s like a paint store that has a secret stash of glitter in the back. It’s like, industrial glitter. I lather my body with beer or baby oil and just throw it on me."

-ke$ha

word.

"So many mothers say they want their daughters to be independent, but what they really hope is that they’ll find a well-compensated banker or lawyer and settle down between the ages of 25 and 28 in Greenwich, Darien, or That Town, USA, to raise babies, do the grocery shopping, and work out in relative comfort for the rest of their lives. I know this, because I employ their daughters. They raise us to think they want us to have careers, and they send us to college, but even they don’t really believe women can be autonomous."

-kelly cutrone

dolly parton quotes

"I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and true love." - - Dolly Parton

dear god dolly, i believe in YOU!

stevie nicks

• Edge Of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks

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"people always think that i'm going to be this little airhead blonde, when i'm actually quite pragmatic and serious. i'm also really funny, or at least i think i'm really funny"

tv quote

"i'm not exotic i'm asian. statistically there are more of us than there are of you, so you're the exotic one."

from better off ted

quote!

"don't drink the beyonce haterade."
-joel v melton