bad news / good news

RIP rue mclanahan aka blanche devereaux. 76 bears old. ;(

congrats on getting gay-married, sue sylvester!

thx g!

ps -  remember last year's summer of death? i recently tried out clicking the RIP tag to see who all has died since 2Pz started. it was quite a trip down history boulevard.

what is jazzy doing?

she's just real depressed that dave's gone.

whoa, she is pretty

this is marina abramovic from the afterparty of her MoMA exhibit. her givenchy designed outfit was specially made with 101 snakeskins. this is a far cry from the way she has appeared for the last three months. what a glamourpuss.

gawker googles

(Gawker)

oof.

Has this one been posted yet?

I don't see how it got by Keeks and G.Animals

red hook warehouses

I always be wondering what it's like to live in the warehouse above Fairway in Red Hook. Here's a little peek of the inside atrium from Apartment Therapy:

The atrium is part of the Red Hook Stores warehouse, located at the edge of Red Hook, originally built during the Civil War by William Beard. It has been mindfully renovated into loft living with 3 sides on the waterfront, facing the Statue of Liberty by the O'Connell Organization.

And, HELLO!

you've been iced.

hey yall. just checkin' in. unfortch, half of your 2Pz writing staff is busy jinglin' our pockets in tennessee. here are some things that happened last night:

promptly after landing in splashville, djv gave joel the birthday surprise of his life. and then iced him.

just before the surprise happened, patty asked joel when i was picking his friend up from the airport. so as punishment, i iced him. he didn't even know what icing was. proof that he doesn't read 2Pz. how emBEARassing.

we went to robert's on broadway, and melissa iced me, via a note from the bartender.

a little bit later we decided to ice djv, but accompanied it with the gift of this classy boot koozy.

what is patrick halley doing this weekend?

Jenny and Johnny

Jenny Lewis (just love her) and her boyfriend Johnathan Rice have teamed up and are planning a little tour. They have a website, and I'm just sure I'm going to like whatever it is she is doing. via.

oh hey

did you know that rachel zoe's assistant brad goreski is a beefcake? terry richardson found out.

what is gabe doing this weekend?

getting a testicle amputated.



Sack tapping is not some faceless virtual scourge. It is a human tragedy. Take the eye-watering tale of 14 year-old David Gibbons of Crosby, Minn. He had to have his right testicle removed after being punched, but the worst part is probably the fact that he had to go on the local news and talk about his missing ball while sitting between his parents on a couch. (via)

oil spill FAIL

according to the internet, BP's about to admit that they're never going to be able to stop the oil spill, and we should all just start getting used to it.

;(

BOOM!

must be hard to be you, g.animalz.

Dennis Hopper Gary Coleman'd

Actor Dennis Hopper died from prostate cancer at the age of 74.