have we ever talked about Broad City?

i have been slowly looking through the nymag 50 comedians you should and will know, and found this really funny.

bjork - you only live twice

you have been waiting for this new janelle monae

(featuring Erykah Badu) awesome

this makes me feel better

this "twerk team" used their high school's equipment to produce this wonderful "twerk video", and they got suspended for it!

one of them tweeted the following, which is the best thing i've seen aaaaaaaalllllllDAY:

"Suspended for twerking. What do I do? Twerk. At the beach. I twerk at the beach."

Grizzlies update: we won game 5 in LA last night... back to Memphis on Friday for a chance to eliminate the Clippers

wall of complimentz

"oh, by the way, i'm still enjoying 2Pz."

-delta burke (irl compliment in DNA shoes on north 7th)

FISHZILLA.

The Harlem Meer, in the northeastern corner of Central Park, has long been a refuge for city people looking to indulge their inner Huck Finns, whiling away a lazy summer afternoon fishing for bass, yellow perch and black crappies.

But late last week, signs started popping up around the lake notifying anglers of the arrival of an intruder. The dreaded northern snakehead, a fierce predator common in the rivers and lakes of Asia but considered an invasive species in American waters, had been spotted.

The warning to anglers was clear: If you catch this fish, do not release it. Contact the authorities immediately. It does not belong and could radically alter the local fish population.

The snakehead is a relentless and efficient predator that devours just about everything in its path — fish, frogs, crayfish, beetles and aquatic insects. And it does not meet death easily; it is able to survive under ice or live on land for days in damp conditions. It has been called Fishzilla. (via)

DJV's spirit animal

do yourself a favor and click on this.

a new scene from arrested development

buster!

what today feels like

hump day, am i right? thx kylie for this internet gift.

HFS!

want to see that bagram airfield crash?!?!

We still don't know much about the seven people who died when a cargo plane crashed Monday at Bagram Airfield in Afghanistan, but dashboard camera footage surfaced Tuesday morning on the website LiveLeak — and it provides more answers than you may even feel comfortable watching. (via)

you don't. but you do. just watch it. the comments on the article are morbidly fascinating.

treat yourself.

to some retta stand-up from jimmy fallon:

omg, tennessee, you're so emBEARassing!!!!1111

Coffee County Commissioner Barry West, a local politician from Tennessee posted this photo on his Facebook. (via) 

 that's manchester, people. jicyww.

are you left-handed?

then you will enjoy this internet.

we have the best looking fans