reasons why novak djokovic is the best tennis player

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where in the world is paula deen?

america's sweetheart paula deen is MISSING. she was supposed to be on the today show this morning to talk about those horrible accusations that she's been perpetuating southern racism by hosting slavery-themed weddings and whatnot, but she never arrived!

the latest news is that she'll be releasing a video statement soon. i hope it goes a little something like this:


it has been a dyoozy of a yayurr.

an awesome new video for an awesome three year old song

2Pz mayor watch

last night, i caught some of the mayoral debate on latino issues, which took place among the democratic candidates at hunter college, and aired on NY1, so pretty legitimate. i went in a christine quinn supporter, but after giving about 45 minutes of my time to make ill-informed, personality-based judgments, i think i'm starting to be swayed by the charms of mr. bill de blasio. people keep saying he's the one we're "supposed to like", anywayz.

so, i thought a good way to jump into this race was to follow a few on twitter. i am now following @ChrisCQuinn, @BillThompsonNYC, @JohnLiu2013, and @deBlasioNYC. i am NOT following @anthonyweiner as i'm not tryin' to see any dick pics on my twitter feed (pervert).

anyway, i made a major discovery on my way, and that is that BILL DE BLASIO IS FOLLOWING ME!!! that's a surefire way to get this vote, if you know what i mean. also, he's friends with alec baldwin, so.

who are you leaning toward so far? tell me everything. here's a handy guide to get you started. let's learn together.

SHARKNADO

A supersized storm sucks sharks from the ocean and hurls them onto land in the new Syfy Original Movie Sharknado, premiering Thursday, July 11 at 9PM. (via)

baby steps

Exodus International, the biggest and oldest "ex-gay" group in the country has admitted that their mission is hopeless and they are shutting down.

As it turns out, you can't pray the gay away.

this is what im going to listen to today

rihanna needs to get this sh*t on spotify

the prancing elites of mobile

who are the prancing elites? only the baddest ass all male cheerleading squad in alabama, if not the entire world. check it before you wreck it and consider yourself in the know. thx flim. do we know anyone from mobile?

have you decided how you feel about citibikes yet?

here's a funny and scientific documentary to help you.

what's the matter rita?

uuhhh uhhhmmmm. this is for church. (thx flim)

what is holmes donig?

 twerkin on a table.

twerkin on a purse.

Music Minute with Ms. Dangles

"one of my favorite songs"

cool pixies from the second avenue subway construction

a whole bunch of 'em here. i can't believe it, really.

the wolf of wall street

the new leo / scorcese number.

bless her heart.

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