mittens romney finally released his tax information

this should tell you what you need to know

according to facebook

It's official! Throwing Shade LIVE in Philly 11/30 and Brooklyn 12/1!
Details coming soon but mark those nasty calendars!

the most perfect internet video ever made.

sarah silverman on voter suppression

droppin' potty-mouthed truth bombs. (via)

trainwreck

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do you recognize the new agey crystal balancing oprah fan?

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sheeps go shopping.

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what is nsikan doing tonight?

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fiona apple and paris hilton news roundup

fiona apple
was on her tour bus in texas at a border stop and they found hash and put the bitch in jail. she had to cancel a concert in austin #freefiona 

 paris hilton was gabbing the backseat of a cab with one of her gay buddies and ran off at the mouth about how casual gay sex is so gross because "most of them probably have AIDS." bitch is right, wrap it up fags!

babe saves this little goat's life

look at how he swims up and snatches that drowning goat and pushes him to safety. so cute. pigs are the best. via.

jon stewart is a carpenter.

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beyonce says: "48 days until the election"

last night Beyonce and Jay Z hosted a $40,000 per plate fundraiser at the 40/40 club last night

President Obama had some high words of praise for his hosts at the party, as well, joking that he's actually got a lot in common with rap superstar, and new dad, Jay. "Jay-Z now knows, you know, what my life is like," he said. "We both have daughters. And our wives are more popular than we are ... So we've got a little bond there. It's hard, but it's OK." 

He also noted that first lady Michelle and his daughters Malia and Sasha were mad at him because they could not make it to the fundraiser on a school night. Obama thanked both stars for their generosity toward his children and singled out Beyoncé for being a good example to the girls.

"Beyoncé could not be a better role model for our daughters because she carries herself with such class and poise," he said. "And has so much talent."

jessie ware - night light

frank ocean - pyramids

there are boobies and buttz in this so be careful.

help get these two drunk bitches to knoxville

The Today show will be live on campus Wednesday, and this is your chance to be seen on national TV! UT is one of six finalists in Today‘s “Kathie Lee and Hoda Go Back to College” challenge. We’re now in competition to have the show broadcast live from campus in early October. A Today reporter will be doing live segments from 10:00 to 11:00 a.m. on Wednesday from the south side of Ayres Hall to introduce UT to viewers and promote the competition. You are invited to be part of that broadcast. So wear your orange and turn out to prove to Today viewers that UT has the best college spirit in America. For more about the challenge and to vote for UT, visit the Today website. The other five finalists are Syracuse University, The Ohio State University, Brandeis University, the University of South Florida, and Creighton University. (via)

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