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now that the jersey shore has run seaside heights into the ground, it is time for the spin offs! Snookie and J-Woww are supposed to have one, and here is a look at DJPaulyD's version. His friends look like real losers, and I can't help but miss Vinny.

so, snooki's pregnant.

first uma, then drew, and now this.

Snooki -- the decorous and well-marbled star of Jersey Shore -- is pregnant. Earlier this month, she denied being with child but she apparently has since brokered an Us Weekly cover to announce the news to the glossy magazine-buying world. The father is Jionni LaValle, her TV boyfriend of 18 months. She's reportedly three months along, and according to Page Six's source, MTV is "in crisis mode" because they're worried it "greatly affect the creative direction" of a planned spin-off she's supposed to star in with fellow Jersey Shore alumnus Jenni Farley (née JWoww) which was supposed to be heavy on libations and brief, pointless threats. That format is obviously going to have to be tweaked if there's a newborn involved. Or maybe not, you never know. (via)

fall downs.

good work anderson cooper, more like this

snooki takes anderson for a spray tan and gets him topless.

oh snooki.

explanation here.

snooki tweets remorse

finally.

you guys are screwed.

the subway is in danger! hurricane snooki is on its way to new york, and if it rains just a little bit then the entire subway system is going to shut down and you new yorkers are going to have to start hunting for rats and running from the zombie apocalypse.

There's a massive storm headed to New York, one that may flood the subway. What most people don't know is that we depend on just 700 fragile water pumps to keep the tunnels dry—some a century old.

In fact, if someone powered down all these pumps tomorrow, the entire subway network would be inundated in just a few hours. To give you an idea of how complex and massive this system is, it pulls 13 million gallons of water out of the subway on any sunny day. No rain. Not even a single drop of water from the sky.

On a rainy day, it is absolute madness. To the point where the MTA—NYC's Metropolitan Transportation Authority—lives in permanent panic, fearing events like Nicole, the tropical storm system that is approaching the little town blue right now. "At some point, it would be too much to handle," said the head of the hydraulics team back in 2006, Peter Velasquez Jr., "you've got rain plus wind. It basically would shut down the system. You hope not. You pray that it doesn't."

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snooki, what you durin gurl?

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cute.

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will you please just look at him?!?!

i installed twitter on my new phone for the sole purpose of following chunk handler. joel was sharing some of his tweets with me while i was in tennessee, and i just couldn't wait to check him out. he might be my favorite dog that ever lived. chelsea tweeted this pic a little while ago.

omg WANT!

(twitter is also telling me that snooki just touched down in nashville for the CMT awards. so.)

beeun and snooki. together forever.

Great googly-moogly...

jersey shore update

the cast of jersey shore (including angelina for who knows why) arrives at their new digs in miami. breaking news, the situation has huge arms, ronnie has huge everything, and j-woww is actually really pretty.

point of order : how are the going to accomplish this season if the shore children are being swarmed by paps?

you look like the vampire edward

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snooki interviewed phoenix on the red carpet of the grammys. what a terrific idea. via.