YAS ROOF DOG

this is the best thing I've seen all week pic.twitter.com/KPksPV9SQ8

— sammy (@guzzzyy) May 9, 2017

brooklyn rufftop skating

arthur ashe gets a roof.

here's a rendering of the proposed roof designs for the various stadiums at the us open tennis center. jicyww.

you're doing it wrong

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Music that plays in DJ's class

This came on today. I thought of you guys. come to VA to visit!

what else i'm doing at work today.

hanging out on the roof checkin' out some solar panels with muh sidewayz hard hat on!

that's ol' fresh kills in the background! i get to keep all that sweet gear i'm wearing, too.

it's settled.

these will be served at the first rooftop party of 2010. grillmaster DJV is going to get started practicing.

If you are picturing a meager burger topped with a clump of yellow mac and cheese, it's time to think just a little bit bigger... Sure, it all starts innocently enough—a mix of cheddar, American, pecorino and Gruyère cheeses with ground Hereford beef—but don't be deceived: this little devil is packing something extra. That something: macaroni, cooked, salted and packed inside the burger before it hits the grill, so by the time it starts to cook, the cheese, beef and macaroni become one charred, melted, buttery unit of deliciousness.

And to top things off, you'll notice a few homemade Gruyère bread crumbs and a generous ladling of homemade cheese sauce on the patty. (via)

if you want a professionally made one, you can get it at the burger shoppe on water street in the financial district. just like most meals that probably shouldn't have mac-n-cheese involved, it's not on the menu. but just ASK them!

thx john!

joel, i made you this!

hurry on home, buddy!

wimbledon update

those smug brits got to show off their new operable roof today, when it rained for the first time at this year's wimbledon tournament. andy murray played the latest match in tournament history last night, which ended at 10.40pm (aka not that late). and, buzz is continuing to build about the "problem" of the women grunting too loudly.

notable still-ins: federer, murray, roddick, djokovic, and BOTH williams sisters! yay!

sun's out!

brb finishing up eclipse on the roof. i hope everything goes ok with the big fight!

Raccoon Edition: How can I prevent infection in myself, my children, or my neighbors?

Hey y'alls. It’s been a while since we spoke directly, but I'm back--and it's not with good news. I've come out of retirement to warn you about RACCOON SWINE. Well, that's kind of a misnomer. It's actually called raccoon roundworm, or Baylisascaris infection, and it is very, very dangerous.
It’s a sick-o sickness and it can be transmitted through a variety of respectful ways, exclusively by raccoon feces. According to the CDC, or Criminally Damaged Communicators, raccoon roundworm, “develops to maturity in the raccoon intestine, where they produce millions of eggs that are passed in the feces. Released eggs take 2-4 weeks to become infective to other animals and humans. The eggs are resistant to most environmental conditions and with adequate moisture, can survive for years.”

One interesting thing you might not know about how raccoon poop is that raccoons especially enjoy establishing “community sites where they repeatedly deposit fresh feces,” commonly referred as latrines. Prime locales include “roofs, decks, unsealed attics, haylofts, forks of trees, fence lines, woodpiles, fallen logs and large rocks.” So, you know, the outside or inside of where you live. Especially telling about these latrines is the color of the feces, which indicates the freshness. “Fresh raccoon feces are dark and moist while old feces may look like dried leaves or debris.”

So the best way to avoid it is to stay away from the raccoon feces you’ve been collecting all these years, avoid the outdoors or ‘their’ habitats, and don’t put your fingers in your mouth.

But enough about that, what does it DO to you? Have you ever felt….unclean? Symptoms include nausea, tiredness, liver enlargement, loss or coordination, disorientation, loss of muscle control, coma, and bLiNdNeSs. Which is the really sad part, because there is now one Brooklyn teenager who can’t see in one eye and a brain-damaged infant. Booo.

Symptoms may take a week or so to develop so start freaking out now.

what's for lunch?????

beers on the roof!

jelly?