secretary of shade, maddy albright

Madeleine "Sick Burn" Albright. She shut down Saddam, she was obviously going to own Conan. pic.twitter.com/5rxL6TzgSG

— David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) October 23, 2014

sluts vote.

because

UPDATE!

"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry," Stewart said in a statement Wednesday. (via) 

jesus. 

thx starla!

you can't invite that bitch anywhere.

i've had several reports that that sl_t-c_nt (as joel so aptly described her while watching the grammys), taylor swift, is making everyone's chrome crash, mine included.

so i'm taking her bitch-ass off our blog. you're welcome.

I Don't Know About You...

But I cannot stand the thought of this chicken head being the first mistress lady of the USA.  CLUCK!

of course you did january jones. of course.

first look. x men first class in uniform. has been recieved by the internet with a resounding yawn. via.

From left to right: Michael Fassbender as Magneto, Rose Byrne as Moira MacTaggert, January Jones as Emma Frost, Jason Flemyng as Azazel, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, Lucas Till as Havok, Zoe Kravitz as Angel, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique and James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier.

dlisted's hot slut of the day :: julia stiles

HAH hahHAh haha hAhhaha hAHA ha

teenage slutbags.

Fifteen percent of teenagers who have cell phones say they are involved in sexting. A new study by the Pew Research Center's Internet & American Life Project found that nearly one in six young people aged 12-17 has received a sexually suggestive, nude or nearly nude picture via cell phone.

"[I've sexted] a few times," writes one high-school boy. "... Just my girlfriend sending pictures of herself to me and me sending pictures of myself to her."

Or as one high-school girl explains, "If a guy wants to hookup with you, he'll send a pictures of his private parts or a naked picture of him[self]. ... It's mostly the guys I date or just a guy that ... really wants to hook up with you." (via)

lane's innocent!

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin says he was not "aware" of any recruiting violations committed by himself, his assistants or support staff regarding the university's student ambassador program.

He said during a news conference Thursday he and his staff take the rules of the NCAA and SEC "extremely serious." He says he doesn't know of any wrongdoing by any of his staff or "of the kids that are being questioned in this."

Tennessee confirmed Wednesday the NCAA is looking into the activities of members of the university's Orange Pride group. (via)

AND he's still talkin' shit:

Kiffin told reporters that he expects this kind of scrutiny because the Vols are recruiting so well.

"I think that any time you're operating at the level we're operating at in recruiting, people are going to come after us," Kiffin said. "So people are going to question what we're doing." (via)

loves it.

im looking at you melissa

not to mention you, starla

via

homewrecking bitch penguin

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. -- The San Francisco Zoo’s popular same-sex penguin couple has broken up.

Male Magellan penguins Harry and Pepper have been together since 2003. The pair nested together and even incubated an egg laid by another penguin in 2008, but their relationship hit the rocks earlier this year when a female penguin, Linda, befriended Harry after her long-time companion died.

This did not go over well with Pepper, who became violent. The three penguins were separated for some time following the fight. (link)

thx g.

how to get to 2Pz...

here is a sampling of some of the google searches that led people to 2Pz today:

"angelina panther bone on facebook" (what?)

"brb bear" (yep, that'll get you to 2Pz, alright.)

"mammatus clouds" (thx2g.animalz, we were ready to field this one)

"nerdy jerkin glasses"

"nesting cornhole design" (ooooh, ima google that one!)

"nut drinking sluts compilation" (patrick, is that you?)

wimbledon update

those smug brits got to show off their new operable roof today, when it rained for the first time at this year's wimbledon tournament. andy murray played the latest match in tournament history last night, which ended at 10.40pm (aka not that late). and, buzz is continuing to build about the "problem" of the women grunting too loudly.

notable still-ins: federer, murray, roddick, djokovic, and BOTH williams sisters! yay!

RHoNJ: they're everywhere!

i hope everyone caught this week's real housewives of new jersey. lots of s went down.

the housewives got themselves a little article in the new york times this week as well. it has a couple of slideshows of some really gorgeous homes. and by gorgeous, i mean heinous.

thx g.

ctm.

(via nataliedee)