an SNL deleted sketch

recommended by @bourdain

watch michael sam get drafted into the nfl and cry and kiss his bf

now i'm crying.

i guess it makes sense that cows would love tuba music

that brown cow with the bell can get it.

thx kennedy!

TERRIBLE news!!!

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@caityweaver to the rescue, tho.

WOW THE MAYOR HAS JUST CONFIRMED THIS SONG WAS PLAYING IN THE ELEVATOR https://t.co/SUFxDuJjCU
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) May 12, 2014

love this photo.

that is all

the boss isn't in today so can i leave now?

think i can sneak on outta here early?

it's (actually) mother's day weekend!!! enjoy that time with your mama. if you don't see her IRL give her a call, because she carried your heavy ass around for 9 long months.

EXACTLY how I feel right now...

could she beeeeeee more over it?

designers: try not to J your Ps over this.

It was called the Graphics Standards Manual, and it was produced for the MTA by Massimo Vignelli and Bob Noorda, two then-unknown designers who worked at Unimark International at the time. A recent New Yorker article about the golden age of corporate identities discussed their manual as one perfect example of the era—concise, utterly practical, and incredibly prescient.

It's unclear how many of these red-covered manuals are still around, but one copy was recently rediscovered by three young designers—Hamish Smyth, Niko Skourtis and Jesse Reed—who work at the NYC graphic design giant Pentagram. As Smyth told me this week, the manual was discovered entirely by accident, as two designers rooted around in Pentagram's basement looking for something else entirely.

"They were searching the basement for a tarpaulin to cover our outdoor foosball table when they stumbled upon the manual at the bottom of a staff locker under a bunch of old gym clothes," Smyth explained. "For graphic designers, this is like stumbling on a first edition Gutenberg Bible. Well, perhaps that is a bad analogy, because graphic designers would also have a hard time containing themselves over that." (via)

thx liz!

this is what it felt like when i found out joel had watched 'frozen' three times without me

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ah!

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do you want to see the Jim Jarmusch/ Tilda Swinton vampire movie?

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riding in elevators with reese witherspoon

country girl can survive. via

hahahahahahaha

Who's the Most Famous Person Sean Hayes Can Get On His Phone? Find out in this new game from #BillyontheStreet! https://t.co/uvnEMBEtMO

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) May 8, 2014

Rihanna vs Avril

Apparently people paid $400 bucks for back stage passes to meet Avril Lavigne...and they aren't allowed to touch her. Some Buzzfeed genius decided to compare Avril's meet in greet to our favorite Bs (not that one), Rihanna!

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