i googled "fart blanket infomercial" to find this :

the marriage bed? uh yeah...great job.

djv < 3 the countess, big time

He wanted you all to see this. Unfortunately, I can't seem to embed it, so you'll have to click your way over.

But just as a reminder, this is what she ACTUALLY, sorta looks like:

And also keeping in mind that she's still made-up for the RHofNY cameras. SHEW! What kind of black magic did they do to her?!

gary coleman dead

who cares? am i right?

now what was it?

I saw something on TV last night that I thought would make a good blog post.

oh i forgot to tell you...

I'M GOING TO TENNESSEE TOMORROW!!!

what is patrick doing this weekend?

EMBED-Ardi Rizal - The real SMOKING BABY !! - Watch more free videos

'I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.

He cries and throws tantrums when we don't let him smoke. He's addicted.' (via)

thx LIZ!

yayayayayAYAYAyaayAYAyayAYAY!! (roof raise)

HOUSTON — The latest effort to plug a gushing underwater oil well in the Gulf of Mexico appeared to be working, officials and engineers said on Thursday morning, though definitive word on its success was still hours away. (via)

are those bbq tongs?

f you, bieber!

Justin Bieber has reached the inevitable "diva" phase of his career. A radio host in Australia said Bieber was "a thoroughly nice bloke" until "our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and [Bieber] turned aroud and said to him, 'Don't ever fucking touch me again'." The Aussies were shocked until a member of Bieber's crew informed them, "he tells us that all the time." The radio host says he thought to himself, "Maybe someone needs to drag you aside and give you a bit of a slap," so, um, maybe the freak-out was justified. Anyway, Biebs says it's all lies. (via)

2 new arcade fire songs TODAY!

UPDATE: here they are!!

arcade fire - the suburbs
omg SO good!
arcade fire - month of may
not sure if i care for this'n. i bet it'll grow on me.




Listen live at noon ET on Thursday, May 27, for the U.S. premiere of two new songs by Arcade Fire, from the band's upcoming album. All Songs Considered host Bob Boilen will talk to Arcade Fire's Win and Will Butler about the record, and offer a special preview of the songs "Month of May" and "The Suburbs." Listen to the conversation on this page, and tell us what you think of the new songs in the chat below. (via)

keekerz speakerz

drake's new album is fcoming out on june 15, but a couple of tracks have hit the internets.

drake (feat. jay-z) - light up
annoying hollerin' throughout, but 11 biscuits!
drake (feat. alicia keys) - fireworks

HAPPY BEARTHDAY JOEL!!!!!!!!

it's his GoLdEn BeArThDaY!!!

27 bears old on the 27th!! i've been waiting for this for so long!

maps.

new york.

amsterdam.

london.

The Geotaggers’ World Atlas.
Flickr wizard Eric Fischer mashes together the online photo management site with geotags, Picasa, OpenStreetMap and a healthy dash of code to show how people take photos in each city, and at what speed they were moving when taking those photos.  (via)

thomas wilhelm's spirit animal

ronaldo :: underwear :: pissed

cristiano ronaldo from real madrid and some other soccer players took some sessy pictures for annie leibovitz and vanity fair. on the cover, they combined a sessy underwear picture of ronaldo with a less sessy underwear picture of didier drogba, a rival player who plays for chelsea FC. as is standard practice, different pictures from different photoshoots were combined to create the final composite cover image, but ronaldo is pissed that he looks to be standing in his undies next to his enemy. quit your bitching ronaldo.

super bowl 2014

did y'all know that the new york jets and the new york giants have teamed up in an effort to host the 2014 super bowl at our shiny new meadowlands stadium?

they're gonna announce it later today. the competish is tampa and south florida. is there even a difference? the super bowl was just in miami. booooooring. and isn't south florida where this year's ncaa national championship was? anyway, i don't even really care that much. just wanted to share.

i'll keep you posted.

UPDATE: it is really happening!