2PzNaPpod: 04/01/2015

30 April 2015

how old? very old

try this old face guessing game. some of my favorites:

khaleesi karen kristen wiig on fallon

cute.

it's draft day

will this pretty hawaiian oregon duck be our new quarterback?

i hope so.

look at this video of mike and rascal playing during the day

29 April 2015

who doesn't want to look beautiful, but IT'S NOT NATURAL

UPDATE: Amy Schumer weighs in

this turtle is 90 bears old and has wheels for legs

his were eaten off by some rats while he was napping. RUDE.

this panda lamb was just born on staten island

(via)

jeremih + chance the rapper - planes (remix)

28 April 2015

no he won't

Jake Gyllenhaal will take you on the worst first date: http://t.co/JredTr9ICD pic.twitter.com/n0VRml3QT0
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) April 28, 2015

27 April 2015

ctm

Jezebel Editor Randomly Punched In Williamsburg http://t.co/zeMJ6kJfIa
— Gothamist (@Gothamist) April 27, 2015

starla will see you in the popcorn line opening weekend

We’re living for Joe Manganiello in his “Magic Mike XXL” teaser poster pic.twitter.com/UbV9ELGmi2
— huffpostgay (@huffpostgay) April 27, 2015

23 April 2015

a couple of things to consider

this little girl is amazing and has a puppy for a brother. i would like to see if there's a gif of her "fresher than you" eye contact.

and here's a video of me and char and ~~heather~~ heaven and mer and probably thomas wilhelm and heather's dog gus in california this coming fourth of july.

22 April 2015

holler design + watson twins

Small Batch Presents: The Watson Twins // Holler Design from Small Batch Presents on Vimeo.

Small Batch is a short film series celebrating the people who make things by hand and the musicians within the same communities who support them. Each episode features the story of a brand and a performance from a band playing in that brand's storefront. This episode features songstress sisters, The Watson Twins and Holler Design, a southern furniture design studio. (via)

congrats, katie + matt! just gorgeous!

hoorayyyyyyyyy it's julia l-d's last fuckable day

Inside Amy Schumer
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this dog caused a traffic jam in scotland because he was driving a tractor on the highway

Another snap of Don the Sheepdog after his eventful morning on the #M74 #FeelingSheepish #BarkingMad @BBCScotlandNews pic.twitter.com/dEbHB1VjTv
— Traffic Scotland (@trafficscotland) April 22, 2015

i knew something was up.

GREAT news, kesha has dropped the $ from her name and hit the road. she played a small clurb in dc last night. a comeback is imminent, and it better not be boring. READ THIS.

nymag is trying to scare me into buying every avocado i see.

california's drought is drying up all the avocado farms. READ THIS.

somebody found this video of me and flim from back in the day

21 April 2015

wants the last jelly bean

How the octopus controls 8 highly flexible and independent arms so well http://t.co/rp7s2Dj3uW pic.twitter.com/GQlVoLAhrW
— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 21, 2015

have you ever wondered what west side story would look like if cher played all the parts and it was 1978

20 April 2015

happy 4/20 from HBO

they just picked up high maintenance for a real HBO season.

in related news, i ate dinner one table over from ben sinclair last night.

happy 4/20 from clueless (rip brittany murphy)

it is one thing to spark up a doobie at and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

happy 4/20 from broad city

In honor of #420, here’s a tribute to Abbi and Ilana, two of the most innovative weed geniuses out there.
Posted by Broad City on Monday, April 20, 2015

want more whitney coverage?

the new york times has a pretty interactive feature for you to see. some on the internet speculate that this special treatment can be categorized as nepotism, given that renzo piano designed the NYT headquarters. i think that's silly, but who knows! i don't like the outside but i'm going to withhold judgment until i've visited. #breuer4lyfe

holy crap

this is what will play inside the elevator to the top of WTC1.

this looks terrible and i can't wait to watch it.

the new whitney has arrived

read nymag's art critic jerry saltz's review + nymag's architecture critic justin davidson's review.

both are on today's brian lehrer show discussing.

how was that first game of the Grizzlies v Trail Blazers series?

First half recap pic.twitter.com/rdzCLnjgKe
— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) April 20, 2015

18 April 2015

whatever happened to ke$ha?

oh, she's just doing sets with jenny lewis and ed droste and haim. nbd.

(YBD.)

17 April 2015

PREACH

okay y'all zayn look so fucking hot bald don't even front pic.twitter.com/o7QXxsSEPf
— ya boy anthony (@LOHANTHONY) April 17, 2015

FKA Twigs used to be a cat

.@FKAtwigs on growing up as a cat + more from her @CreatorsProject interview http://t.co/68NsqL7wtr pic.twitter.com/TrUCrE9AHk
— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) April 17, 2015

16 April 2015

growl towels up it's playoff time in hoop city

Heart of Memphis from Sullivan Branding on Vimeo.

this is going to be good

tilda swinton on amy schumer

from time's 100 most influential people feature:

Amy Schumer is the girl you knew at your fantasy school—yeah, her at the back with the quick, dangerous eyes. When you wished the funny ones were also kind, when you wondered why none of the clever ones had real guts, when you wanted sexy to look like something properly glamorous and more interesting than an action figure, it was Amy you were dreaming up.

She’s the one most likely to be on your side when the bullies circle in. That’s her face, there, that one pushing in to save you, elbowing them out of the way. She’s the one who misses nothing: who buys no bullsh-t, fitted with a radar as keen as a rabbiting spaniel.

She’s the first in the water every time, fully clothed with the abandon only 8- or 80-year-olds tend to display, and she urges us to join her. I’m in.

Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.

there are a bunch more real good ones here.

amy sedaris and david letterman

did you know that amy sedaris has been on letterman 34 times in 14 years?

LADIE$$$$$

known native american murderer and the pride of tennessee, president andrew jackson, is being targeted by a bunch of ladies who think a lady should be on our paper money. i couldn't agree more!

According to Circa, the candidates for the spot are Eleanor Roosevelt, Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks and Cherokee Chief Wilma Mankiller. (via)

who would YOU choose?

spring vibez

if you tell the fish why you want it, you might be able to have it.

never surrender.

i won't, meryl!

thats what you get.

fish is murder.

paris is back!

You ready to get #HighOffMyLove? 🔥 May 5th

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Apr 15, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

new music coming right up!

wolverine dislikes: airplane rides

If there were a manual for transporting wolverines, Rule No. 1 would probably go something like this: Make sure the wolverine cannot get out of the cage.

At Newark Liberty International Airport on Tuesday, it became clear that this precaution had not been taken.

A 40-pound male wolverine named Kasper was being shipped from a zoo in Norway to a conservation park in Alaska. At around 3:30 p.m., he arrived in Newark to change planes and go through United States Customs.

It was there that the animal’s handler, Sarah Howard, noticed there was a hole in Kasper’s cage. (via)

kasper!!

bad idea tennessee

15 April 2015

say what now?

Meet the robot jockeys who race camels in Dubai: http://t.co/M13RQrKNrz pic.twitter.com/ZXiNzbaglU
— Vogue Magazine (@voguemagazine) April 15, 2015

this explains everything

Don't forget that @turbotax is the only reason you need @turbotax. http://t.co/AI5jbTxPDk pic.twitter.com/DzMG5PSCge
— Gregory Koberger (@gkoberger) April 15, 2015

daily ri ri

have you heard any piece of the controversy that boiled over when someone posted an instagram video in which it appears that Rihanna may have been enjoying the use of recreational cocaine in her nose? BITCH YOU GUESSED IT. Rihanna responded to one of her accusers on instagram:

14 April 2015

great tweet.

Nice try "Marco Rubio" — or should I say... [rearranges letters] "BIRAC UBOMA" [audience gasps]
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) April 13, 2015

what do you think of hill's new logo?

(via)

your daily ri ri

this florence + the machine sample makes a ton of sense, i think.

cute video.

13 April 2015

she knows it's extra

This is @HillaryClinton ordering a chicken burrito bowl (with guac) at Chipotle http://t.co/gJDLFBbx2X pic.twitter.com/6Zwq6pOUFq
— Mashable (@mashable) April 13, 2015