31 August 2011
what do you get...
...when you cross:
larry david's real-life ex-wife, laurie david...
...with larry david's TV ex-wife, cheryl hines?
answer:
a creepy lady-mash-up: amy landecker, the actress who just played the girl larry and rosie o'donnell competed over on a recent ep of curb your enthusiasm. and also larry's new real-life gf.
weird, huh?!
answer:
weird, huh?!
always trust 2Pz readers.
thx jess!
gchatz w/ yella bear's mom.
me: i saw what he can do with his leg
while sitting
rachel: (redacted strategy discussion)
me: just push him a little further
rachel: i think thats his bad leg
ill probably break his damn hip while trying to make him human
me: he's not THAT old is he?
rachel: no, but he definitely does a bunny hop with his back end
he might have injured it at some point or, like a lot of labs, he's in the beginning phases of hip dysplasia
me: sounds like he's in the beginning phases of a lot of excuses
while sitting
rachel: (redacted strategy discussion)
me: just push him a little further
rachel: i think thats his bad leg
ill probably break his damn hip while trying to make him human
me: he's not THAT old is he?
rachel: no, but he definitely does a bunny hop with his back end
he might have injured it at some point or, like a lot of labs, he's in the beginning phases of hip dysplasia
me: sounds like he's in the beginning phases of a lot of excuses
a special treat for you.
billy? it's susan.
i was going through my trunk of souvenirs, and i found this doll. the doll we used to play with before the war. before you went inSANE.
you were sittin' on that quilt, that, at one time had kept us warm. and the quilt was so worn, billy, and it smelled like moth balls, which, brought back all those memories of the time we spent in the attic.
LOCKED. UP.
with muffin. and you told us that mother was wrong and we were right. didn't you, muffin? and i took care of you. and billy.
(sigh)
but billy was much more trouble than you, wasn't he, muffin? especially when he got to be bigger than susan. and made her do things she did NOT...wanna do. things that made her sick.
and mother pretended she didn't know, but she did.
(siiiiggghhh)
well, who's lyin' in a bed, in an insane asylum, plugged into a life support system. and who's wearin' fine jewels, and expensive clothes. and whose husband....accidentally died, just recently, and left me all. his. money?
oh, this is a....there's a plug here that hooks into, where he's breathin' and stuff. um...let me just take it back.
and whose husband just accidentally died, and left her all his money?
(plug pull)
AND WHO'S ON TOP, AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM NOW, HUH? WHO'S ON TOP, AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM NOW?!?!
well, i'll see you in hell, billy. but at least I'M gonna have some fun, before I get there.
scene.
little known facts
my brother craig had a baby duck growing up named peepers. if you want to know what happened to peepers, you need to ask THIS guy. SPOILER ALERT: peepers dies.
30 August 2011
TOOPZ PUPPEH EURO CHALLENGE!!!
i have a proposal for a little friendly competition!!
three of 2Pz most avid readers also happen to have three great puppies. coincidence? idts. after noticing the juxtaposition of bella's new trick and that semi-human-ing dog....i thought: gosh, would i love to see a dog i know do some humaning. so i propose a triple-face-off, between:
1) hank baker mooney
2) isabella swan
3) yella bear jackson
submit some photos of your pups looking really dignified and sitting like a person. and we'll have a poll to choose the winner. ok?!
three of 2Pz most avid readers also happen to have three great puppies. coincidence? idts. after noticing the juxtaposition of bella's new trick and that semi-human-ing dog....i thought: gosh, would i love to see a dog i know do some humaning. so i propose a triple-face-off, between:
1) hank baker mooney
2) isabella swan
3) yella bear jackson
submit some photos of your pups looking really dignified and sitting like a person. and we'll have a poll to choose the winner. ok?!
Yvonne : FREEDOM FIGHTER
Yvonne is a dairy cow who executed a stunning escape from her electrified pen in Germany just days before she was to be turned into hamburger.
She has been on the lamb living secretly in the woods near her town eating grass and evading capture at every turn. Helicopters, infrared cameras, and a sexy bull named Ernst have all been employed to bring Yvonne back into custody, but now that she has tasted freedom, she will never go back to the farm.
She has been on the lamb living secretly in the woods near her town eating grass and evading capture at every turn. Helicopters, infrared cameras, and a sexy bull named Ernst have all been employed to bring Yvonne back into custody, but now that she has tasted freedom, she will never go back to the farm.
full disclosure: this picture is actually of Yvonne's sister Waltraut, who has also been used at bait. yvonne hasn't been seen in DAYS
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