Porter Flea: A Spirit of Collaboration from Connor Carroll on Vimeo.
31 August 2016
29 August 2016
re: britney
who had the misfortune of following bey at the VMAs last night.
That was like me hitting the floor after Simone Biles to do a crab walk and my cartwheels 😭— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) August 29, 2016
blessed!!!!
The moment that @Beyonce distracted @chancetherapper during his VMA backstage interview 😂: https://t.co/EcVs3eIZ5m— MTV (@MTV) August 29, 2016
26 August 2016
cute.
Completely forgot I'd done a talk show with Donald Trump. #tbt pic.twitter.com/LWuCU7wDu8
— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) August 25, 2016
6 DAYS.
Listening session to new "Footvol 2016" at Kappa Sig at UTK. S/o @DJLoganGarrett • iTunes release this weekend‼️#VFL pic.twitter.com/F2NqBHIbyL— Renaldo SB Woolridge (@Swiperboy) August 25, 2016
25 August 2016
omg LOL
Student who took her I.D. photo as the 'Mulan' matchmaker is the definition of 'queen' https://t.co/ko4NZNru1m pic.twitter.com/BnGwC3mE6o
— Mashable (@mashable) August 25, 2016
RIP Aaliyah on her deathaversary
Remembering Aaliyah's legacy: A pioneer of the tomboy style.https://t.co/n1ZOYRPaPT pic.twitter.com/aFTvL0qPjD
— HYPEBEAST (@HYPEBEAST) August 25, 2016
7 DAYS!!!!111
that dance is called the memphis paper chase. but i'm sure joel already knew that.When you wake up and realize there is a game in 1 week 🍊🍊🍊🏈 Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/gBcsVJkZy9— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) August 25, 2016
24 August 2016
the first of its kind in all the world
It's good 🙌🏻 @BattleAtBristol ! pic.twitter.com/yiuoiDa5tA
— Vol Photos (@Vol_Photos) August 24, 2016
i already saw that movie.
just got a NYT notification to tell me:
Another Earth could be circling the star right next door to us.
Astronomers announced on Wednesday that they had detected a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, the closest neighbor to our solar system. Intriguingly, the planet is in the star’s “Goldilocks zone,” where it may not be too hot nor too cold. That means liquid water could exist at the surface, raising the possibility for life.
Although observations in recent years, particularly by NASA’s Kepler planet-finding mission, have uncovered a bounty of Earth-size worlds throughout the galaxy, this one holds particular promise because it might someday, decades from now, be possible to reach. It’s 4.2 light-years, or 25 trillion miles, away from Earth, which is extremely close in cosmic terms. (via)
wonderful
accidentally just clicked on an activia ad that i thought was a NY Times article. blessings to u.— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) August 23, 2016
23 August 2016
this guy's job
There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job. pic.twitter.com/b9YeTqtGCv
— Sloane Crosley (@askanyone) August 23, 2016
22 August 2016
no lemon is innocent
Savage attack on innocent lemon. pic.twitter.com/xNBiOXUExo
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) August 22, 2016
19 August 2016
18 August 2016
manatee advice
Still the best. pic.twitter.com/bi0VMBvNEA
— EwaaaAAARRRGGHHHHH~~ (@EwaSR) August 17, 2016
17 August 2016
hump day got me like
Doggie style: https://t.co/AZIad4kPMQ pic.twitter.com/Y1qN7ieVtf
— NOWNESS (@NOWNESS) August 17, 2016
16 August 2016
is your mouse finger faster than usain bolt? FIND OUT!
Usain Bolt is the world’s fastest man. Try to beat his reaction time out of the blocks. https://t.co/NZoBF4w1y6 pic.twitter.com/VKKhzkBJGu
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 16, 2016
15 August 2016
ctm
me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation. pic.twitter.com/cImxCADV4Y— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 14, 2016
12 August 2016
gchatz w/ john
John: so weird
i just got a message from you that says "bye!"
and it's time stamped 5:41 pm
i assume that was from you yesterday
a message from the past!
me: maybe it was from the future
John: i hope so
me: its from beyond the grave
John: it's like a message in a bottle
me: its from 5.41pm on the day i die
John: that's sweet
wish there was a date
so you could prepare
me: i know what it is. but ill never tell you
John: the date you'll die on?
me: i will say that its after you
but i also know that we will have gchat in the afterlife
John: i'm not so sure of that
me: i'm saying bye because ill be on my way to heaven
and you're somewhere else
John: what if you go at my doing?
me: you actually die while attempting to murder me
John: that would explain why i'm somewhere else
this is so complicated
me: thats how i know i outlive you
John: your death is too complicated
me: i've seen it
in a beautiful nightmare
your death is VERY simple
John: explain
i would like to keep my death simple
i prefer the term "understated"
me: if you can describe bleeding to death from a slit throat as understated, then yes
John: that doesn't seem simple at all
it seems long!
me: simple for me
of course, it can all be avoided
if you never cross me
you wont get your throat slit
John: well then, when i come to kill you i know to wear a protective collar
and you know i love an accessory
gonna stock up on chain-mail collars
me: i'm going to slit your other throat
iykwim
John: i can wear protection down there too
all my arteries will be protected when i decide to do you in
me: i'm going to give you a new smile. down there.
John: now you've lost me
you're going to give me a colombian necktie on my dick?
me: just keep your hands off me and you'll be fine
John: but i'm going to wear all sorts of protection, so i'll be fine regardless of what i do
i just got a message from you that says "bye!"
and it's time stamped 5:41 pm
i assume that was from you yesterday
a message from the past!
me: maybe it was from the future
John: i hope so
me: its from beyond the grave
John: it's like a message in a bottle
me: its from 5.41pm on the day i die
John: that's sweet
wish there was a date
so you could prepare
me: i know what it is. but ill never tell you
John: the date you'll die on?
me: i will say that its after you
but i also know that we will have gchat in the afterlife
John: i'm not so sure of that
me: i'm saying bye because ill be on my way to heaven
and you're somewhere else
John: what if you go at my doing?
me: you actually die while attempting to murder me
John: that would explain why i'm somewhere else
this is so complicated
me: thats how i know i outlive you
John: your death is too complicated
me: i've seen it
in a beautiful nightmare
your death is VERY simple
John: explain
i would like to keep my death simple
i prefer the term "understated"
me: if you can describe bleeding to death from a slit throat as understated, then yes
John: that doesn't seem simple at all
it seems long!
me: simple for me
of course, it can all be avoided
if you never cross me
you wont get your throat slit
John: well then, when i come to kill you i know to wear a protective collar
and you know i love an accessory
gonna stock up on chain-mail collars
me: i'm going to slit your other throat
iykwim
John: i can wear protection down there too
all my arteries will be protected when i decide to do you in
me: i'm going to give you a new smile. down there.
John: now you've lost me
you're going to give me a colombian necktie on my dick?
me: just keep your hands off me and you'll be fine
John: but i'm going to wear all sorts of protection, so i'll be fine regardless of what i do
another champion named simone!
i burst into tears when this happened.
and i burst into laughter when i saw this:
make sure you're following leslie jones on snapchat, now that she's made it to rio. #slayallday
and i burst into laughter when i saw this:
Yea we tied but look who I'm top though!! pic.twitter.com/YBNsXklpfU— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 12, 2016
make sure you're following leslie jones on snapchat, now that she's made it to rio. #slayallday
need this on spotify, dad.
Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to? pic.twitter.com/mqh1YVrycj— President Obama (@POTUS) August 11, 2016
11 August 2016
10 August 2016
hahahaha
PENGUINS WALKING DOWN STAIRS MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE pic.twitter.com/fAqLzH1btw
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) August 10, 2016
09 August 2016
when you look cute but you're not summer ready
Puppy v. Screen Door #MaybeTooManyTreats #YeaProbTooManyTreats pic.twitter.com/roe9dDEpqD
— BarkBox (@barkbox) August 9, 2016
talented indeed.
A talented young goat riding a wild tortellini pic.twitter.com/rP8JIjfTvE— 100% Goats (@EverythingGoats) August 9, 2016
mz jackson
Janet Jackson has a soufflé of a voice — thin, delicate, pleasurably sweet. On "Control," she displayed all three https://t.co/H8ErpdNfVZ
— New York Times Arts (@nytimesarts) August 9, 2016
08 August 2016
i finally found out what the rio cauldron lighting looked like
Let the games begin. pic.twitter.com/YVaamT8eTE
— Dave Pell (@davepell) August 5, 2016
05 August 2016
Is your Investment Advisor this cool?
Probably not.
My Bank is hosting it's first WOW-lympics and as the new blood, I was recruited to spear head our skit.
Check out the video below and LIKE the video on the bank's facebook page HERE
but look how cute this dog it tho
Tiny stray dog finds her human when she joins him for 77 miles in race https://t.co/WdsXmntFZv via @goodnews
— joel v melton (@JVMmonogram) August 5, 2016
we habin funz
THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY pic.twitter.com/LuFBWWWLZU
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) August 5, 2016
04 August 2016
no duh
The bear is 2016’s viral animal of the year: https://t.co/GrGl8sFd23 pic.twitter.com/z6DS0hvPzv
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) August 4, 2016
new britney song alert
03 August 2016
02 August 2016
BNA's getting a makeover
if it's anything like the other recent construction projects in nashville, i'm sure it will be sophisticated and timeless...
"grand ole lobby"
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