the biggest queen in england

last week, 79 year old lord tebbit, a british conservative and a real c-u-next-tuesday, said this regarding president obama and his condemnation of BP and their unprecedented oil spill :

"The whole might of American wealth and technology is displayed as utterly unable to deal with the disastrous spill - so what more natural than a crude, bigoted, xenophobic display of partisan political Presidential petulance against a multinational company?"

awww. sad. poor little ol' BP, one of the largest corporations in the world, getting beat up just for pouring 90 million (and counting) barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico, causing as-of-yet untold economic and environmental damage. oyr, gmafb. btw, nice alliteration you old ass BITCHHHH. [via]

ctmol

Misery Bear loves Futbol

shrug.

yet another exciting tie between 2006 world cup defending champ, italy, and obscure south american country, paraguay!

1-1!

as in what a 1-1derfully definitive sport!

nooooOOOooooo!!!

UPDATE:
JOHANNESBURG -- FIFA has defended South African fans' right to blow their vuvuzela horns at World Cup matches despite global criticism from television viewers of the constant blaring noise.

"I have always said that Africa has a different rhythm, a different sound," the FIFA president Sepp Blatter said in a Twitter message on Monday. "I don't see banning the music traditions of fans in their own country."

Blatter went on to ask: "Would you want to see a ban on the fan traditions in your country?" (via)

yeah! tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!

toooot toooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!! some of the TV stations are threatening to ban my fave part of the world cup, the vuvuzela!

oof.

i just made the mistake of clicking play on the situation's new single snippet. it gave me goosebumps. from how bad it was. just to be clear.

happy flag day everyone!!

whohohoho on earth would support such a dummy? and WHHAI!!!?

this is old, but i just love it. so many camera angles! so many cuts!

hold it!

this is a print ad for Fresh Step kitty litter. at the bottom, outside the frame, it reads "cat's everywhere are having a hard time smelling their litter boxes." ENJOY!

what the balls is this

lets go on an adventure

Zach's oprah deal from Zach Anner on Vimeo.

AmIRight?

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worldcupcake

In another exciting tie, the USA soccer vols kept it even with the queens of England when their goalie let the ball slip through his hands. It was so embearassing for this guy:

Subway Chicken

Does anyone else find the premise of this commercial disgusting?

If not, I encourage you to offer chicken strips to the attractive girl (or boy) on the subway, and just wait for their clothes to fall off.

nymag discovers nashville

Go Beyond Country In Nashville
Modern speakeasies, new record shops, and local indie bands offer an alternative to the Opry.

check it out. there is a lot of stuff in there that i havnt even tried yet. time to discover my adopted city.