2PzNaPpod: 08/01/2009

31 August 2009

kanye goes gaga

i was talking a while back about how i saw a picture on the intertubes of the lady gaga + kanye tour stage design. here it is. looks similar to his glow in the dark tour agrocrag, except shinier. word on the street is that they are going to trade off songs, or play onstage together to avoid the who opens for who question.

animal news roundup

by nymag

what a surprise!

joel and i wont be able to blog today because we just got some free courtside tickets to the US open, thanks to joey!

roger federer is playing. AND serena! omg.
brb tennis!

have 2 extras. call me if you want them in the next hour.

onesie monday!

the US open...

...starts tOdAy!!!

T Pain sans Lonely Island

in case you don't make it to the chorus at :35, this is how it go-OES:

go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O, go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O.
go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O, go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O.

I'm hoping that T-Pain spent less than 30 seconds writing this shit and that Miami spent less than $1000 paying him for it.

And yes, those bitches are wearing hooters hose.

29 August 2009

take a closer look

via

ctm.

skip to around 1:05. good one, rachel.

v magazine, lady gaga covergirl

via

omg! more internet gold.

kitties singing with auto-tune.

nErD aLeRt!

a couple of 2Pz frienemies have submitted proposals for archinect's "does everyone remember that old-timey singer, michael jackson?" contest. if you have a moment, hop on over to see

rob bun-bun-bundy's idea
and
joey tony pepperoni fulco's idea

my personal favorite.

maybe now they'll finally shut up about michael jackson.

;(

28 August 2009

friday night webcam chatz

RIP

rip DJ AM

pic of the scene outside his apartment

palms hotel in las vegas pays tribute

So whadaya wanna do this weekend?

playin wit fi'ya'aah

daily ri ri

rihanna on italian vogue, via.

sharp.

talespin

me and melissa used to watch this after we got home from school.

i think she likes him

they gave these lady gorillas pictures of the boy gorilla that is coming to do sexy times with them in hopes that they would recognize him when he comes around. what a funny idea.

trendspotter

first M. Ward + Zooey Deschanel,

then Pete Yorn + Scarlett Johanssen

now Beck + Charlotte Gainsbourg.

what is it with these dorky talented indie rockers teaming up with drop dead gorgeous movie girls. it sounds like indie musician fanfiction. i guess this trend really goes back to the 60s when Serge Gainsbourg (Charlotte's dad) and Brigitte Bardot teamed up for some fun and probably sex. i dont particularly mind this trend, as the collaborations generally lead to some very enjoyable music. Who do you think should be next? im voting for Conor Oberst + Anne Hathaway. can you think of any other examples?

that justin timberlake movie

is apparently getting some good reviews. nymag and i wonder when we are going to be able to see it?

makes me want a drink

joelz speekerz

ctm.

CONCORD, NH—Banjo, a local border collie mix and loyal human companion, was utterly humiliated Tuesday, when his owner, 34-year-old Michael Ingram, loudly scolded the dog right in the middle of Cold Brook Park.

"Down, boy, down! What did I tell you about barking at those birds?" yelled Ingram, the dog's supposed best friend, right in front of several other dogs, many of whom Banjo knew. "Look at me, Banjo. No more of that, okay? Just knock it off."

The mortifying scene, which included several heated utterances of "bad dog" and "very bad dog," as well as an extremely uncomfortable moment in which Ingram ordered the already self-conscious border collie to sit, lasted nearly 20 seconds. (the onion)

thx fitzy!

oof.

http://s514.photobucket.com/albums/t341/Veqq/th_ThatsRacist.gif

you're welcome.

something to help get you through this rainy friday.

you SAY you're sick of hearing about Snuggies...

Someone who is a genius made this website. It's the Snuggie Sutra, and it tells of the various ways to sex someone in a Snuggie, while staying warm and comfortable. I'm still waiting for the homo version, but this will do in the meantime. THANKS INTERNET!

THE HORSE BLANKET: The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can’t stand to look him in the eye.

27 August 2009

take a closer look

via

viral video

is this cloverfield 2 viral marketing or something else?

via

Scooped in death

Ever found yourself thinking, "Sweet Jesus, I hope I pass on to the next life [which will undoubtedly be hell, I mean, look at me], on a slow news day so that my death gets the media attention it deserves." Well then it will come as no surpise that Dominick Dunne's family might have tried to hide the kancer riddled body of its ruler till after the Ted Kennedy thing blew over. Too bad Vanifty Fair doesn't give and f and ran the news anyway. According to Gawker, there could have been UP TO 4 celebrity deaths that are as yet un-reported and therefore HAVE NOT EVEN HAPPENED IN GOD'S EYES. Fingers crossed it isn't any 2pz favs.

sick

did you hear the one about the poachers in Indonesia who broke into a zoo and flayed and dismembered their prize sumatran tiger right there in its exhibit. then sold the tiger parts on the chinese black market? maybe an inside job, maybe just crazy.

tennis fashion

roger, rafael, and serena made an appearance yesterday to hype their new nike clothes that they are going to wear in the us open. h2d. the open is right around the corner. are you going?

gchatz w/ john and bun-bun

me: so im going to go through the ones i probs had wrong for rob

Khan who wed Rita Hayworth

_ _ _

Rob: shaka

me: ugh

john: good lord

me: i can see at least 3 things wrong with that answer

Rob: why would i know that?
john: why would you know lianas?

you a tropical gardener?

hmmm?

answer me!

coward.

Rob: my dad had a nursery

and ive been to warm climes before

john: irrelevant

moving on

gchatz w/ john

here's john attempting to help me with a crossword puzzle:

me: ok next

khan who wed rita hayworth

_ G _

john: egg?

i mean, what other word has a g in the midz?

where is the vowel supposed to go!!!
me: helpful
john: next

26 August 2009

no one will answer you...

via

poodles, dressed up

poodles decorated as other things, via

fairy princess?

american bison

panda bear

website design

kylie has her favorites, i have mine

mario kart, the movie

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wake up kitty!

thx beeun!!!

one guy that's still alive

yesssssssssssssssss.

RIP

RIP Ted Kennedy. thanks for your commitment to public service.

remember passing notes?

you'd get a note from your friend in the hallway on your way to a class, then spend the majority of said class period writing back. you had your friends' class schedules memorized so you knew when you would pass whom in which hallway throughout the day, and you would prioritize your note-writing accordingly.

and remember how some people could fold up their notes to look like envelopes? gosh, jelly!

then there was in-class note passing. what a dangerous game that was! one time my biology teacher picked up a mean note my friend and i had been writing about her appearance. she began reading the note aloud smugly as if WE were the ones who were going to be emBEARassed. however, the joke was on her, and she was only burning herself.

riddled with guilt, i apologized the next day, but it was clear she was never going to forgive me. so, i switched to the other, better biology teacher. she let me bring my dog daisy in one day, and i invited daisy's doctor to talk about her health, and i got a 100 for my report on veterinary medicine as a branch of biological science.

just sayin'. times used to be better.

nErD aLeRt!

danish firm BIG has won a competition to design kazakhstan's national library. they beat out zaha and even "lord" norman foster. (via)

“The design of the National Library combines four universal archetypes across space and time into a new national symbol: the circle, the rotunda, the arch and the yurt are merged into the form of a Moebius strip. The clarity of the circle, the courtyard of the rotunda, the gateway of the arch and the soft silhouette of the yurt are combined to create a new national monument appearing local and universal, contemporary and timeless, unique and archetypal at the same time.”
- Bjarke Ingels, Founding Partner on the Astana National Library 2009

side note: this firm's website is hands-down my favorite on all the internet. and not because the url is big.dk. ctm.

goodness!

(via)

re: this song

john: this Us song is playing in the locker room at my gym all the time
which i find weird
in that it accompanies the sight of 60 year old men blow drying their pubes

me: ctm

that is not a gym song

but that's an amazing visual

john: yeah
the whole time, i just keep thinking, this is not right

me: i hate regina spektor

im pretty sure

john: yeah

me: i can tolerate her

but if i listen closely

i just get so angry
john: she's a pretentious cunt

me: yes!
john: den of thieves?

why don't you just go bleed to death you stuck up bitch

me: paaaaaayaaayaaaaaygeeeyesss

john: uh ah uh ah

me: ugh

john: laaaaaaaa

laaaaaaaa

ooooooooo

me: look at me! this is a crescendo!

john: oooo

oooOOOOOoooo

lalalalalala

me: am i a grown woman or a little girl?!

john: oooooo

lalalal

lallalaa

me: ugh

this reminds me of myself.

its britney bitch

well it happened. starla, rain dog, kris cris and i went to the britney spears circus last night. i took many more pictures than the one above, but they all look pretty much the same, so just enjoy that one.

britney looks real good ya'll. her body is back in top shape, and she shows it off in many different revealing costumes. she doesnt really overexert herself with singing or difficult dance routines, but she puts on a great show. there was a real life circus complete with ninjas, a legless trampoline dancer, some hula hoopers, and clowns. yes, i said legless trampoline dancer.

i took special care for you readers to note the entire set list, so you can listen to this at work and feel like you were really there.

circus

piece of me

radar

gimme more (costume change)

sweet dreams (costume change)