31 July 2010
30 July 2010
ceeyute!
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andy cohen and stephen colbert re-enact that fight from real housewives between bethenny and kelly. it's wonderful.
29 July 2010
this is so ridiculous
Memphis City Councilwoman Janis Fullilove has received four death threats specifically related to her sponsorship of an LGBT anti-discrimination ordinance the city is considering. Someone else threw a dead cat onto her lawn.
a couple questions
1) what?
2) how are people so hateful?
3) where did they get the dead cat?
4) no wonder the mayor wants hire a pr company to make memphis residents like their city
what did you do last night?
kelis went first and she looked just great in her mermaid minidress and gold glitter wig. she played pretty much her entire new album (which is great), and mixed in medleys of her past hits, as well as those of others like en vogue, madonna, kp and envyi (i know!). she was clearly playing to the gays with songs like 'sweet dreams', which concerns me a little, because i think she has a bit more depth than just a 'club diva'. but this album seems to be a step in a successful direction. keep pushing that envelope, girl. 11 biscuits!!
cOnFeTtI!!!
next up was robyn. gosh. i don't know how to explain what that was like. her energy level as a performer is up there with the greats. i haven't seen somebody work a stage like that since maybe tina turner. she danced harder than anyone in that place. it was just delightful. musically, the band did a great job of switching up some of the old classics. one of my favorite parts was when she took a banana break during the build up of 'dont fucking tell me what to do.' just danced around wearin' a beret and eatin' a banana.
at the end of robyn's set, she and kelis both treated us to the late 90's hits, in the form of this pretty amazing medley. so obvi, we had a great time. i'm hoping some better youtubes emerge over the next couple of days. i'll keep you posted. anyway... 11 jumpy and sweaty biscuits!!
she said we were the best crowd yet, and the condition of my vocal chords can attest to that. oh, and sway was there.
photos via
no way!
i'm kinda freakin' out that this song from the eclipse soundtrack is cee-lo green. i've heard it on shuffle so many times and never looked down to see who it was, until now. and i said "no way!"
pretty ceeyute.
Lauren + JP from Matt Odom on Vimeo.
as far as weddin' videos go. i mean if you're gonna get married, you might as well be cool about it.
thx suz!
28 July 2010
daily ri ri
rihanna is going to be in a big old movie y'all. she is going to be the lady in charge of that new battleship movie based on the board game.
thanks melissa!
i had a chinese food craving and melissa placed the order for me since i dont have my cell phone. isnt she just the best!
like it was yesterday.
here's a collection of some of the few depression-era color photos in existence. they're quite beautiful.
thx joey!
what is pinot grigio doing?
sittin' outside of chipotle where his owner left him while he got his burrito, during which time someone had an impromptu photo shoot with him until we got caught and ran away.
what is molly doing?
"Riding shotgun with her new incontinance medication while pumping 93.9 fm"
thx suz!
what are you doing tonight?
i'm going to see robyn + kelis on their all hearts tour with joel / g.animalz / liiiizzzzhhheeeerrrrbbbbeerrrrr!!
but you already knew that.
o,hai... im in new york again.
its me joel. ill do my best to stay updated... best check my twitter. i left my phone in melissa's car but she promised to send it to me as soon as fedex possible.
27 July 2010
may i formally introduce... isabella marie melton
she lives with melissa now. dont you just love her.
fishsticks goes country.
here's a song she sings for her new movie that she made in nashville! (remember?) great job, fishy. i think you sound great. way better than that bitch, taylor swift.
jicydak.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The Tennessee Titans are suing Southern California and coach Lane Kiffin for "maliciously" luring away assistant running backs coach Kennedy Pola a week before training camp opens.
Tennessee Football Inc., the company that owns the Titans, filed the lawsuit Monday in Davidson County Chancery Court against both the university and Kiffin.
The lawsuit accuses Southern California and Kiffin of violating Pola's contract that required him to have written permission to discuss a job with anyone other than the Titans. (via)i'll be honest, this claim doesn't seem to hold a lot of water. but, any attempt at consequences for lane kiffin's jerkstore behavior is ok by me. TITAN UP!
look at that fatty.
26 July 2010
23 July 2010
animal farm, the musical
kate plus eight, plus a dumb bitch
kate gooseling and sarah palin are teaming up for an episode of "kate plus eight," where one screwed up family goes to alaska to visit another screwed up family...and camp. ugh! why won't either of you go away?
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the gut thrust.
they put the caterpillars on an x-ray treadmill and used lots of different methods to coax them into walking. when they got a look inside, they observed that the caterpillar has a very unique method of locomotion. it's called the gut thrust, and it goes like this:
When the caterpillar finally did get moving, Simon and his advisor Barry Trimmer saw something really unusual. Just at the start of the caterpillar's step, something on its inside swayed forward. "Eventually we were able to establish that we were watching the gut moving back and forth," Simon says.
The team believes that this is an entirely new form of animal movement. They say they are unaware of any other animal where the insides move before the outsides do. (via)so.
speaking of thomas wilhelm, though, here goes one of his spirit animals! and look at this freak!
kismet's (potential) new sister
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melissa can have this puppy today if she chooses. she's a little unsure, and feeling a bit unsupported (probably joel's fault, sounds like craig's been really pulling his weight, i.e., puppy scouting). please vote in the poll above and let her know what you think is best.
just wanted a bear.
BLACKSBURG, S.C. -- A Blacksburg man accused of stealing a bear cub from an Upstate animal park is still in jail Wednesday. Meanwhile, his cousin says she took the bear from his home and brought it back to the zoo after he told her he had stolen it.
Investigators say Saturday night, John Chadwick Montgomery broke into Hollywild Animal park and absconded with Newell, a 7-month old black bear. Joy Crawford says Montgomery, her cousin, pulled up into her driveway on Sunday and told her he had stolen a bear.
"He said he just wanted a bear," says Crawford. (via)i feel ya, sir. thx alexandria!
22 July 2010
don't be jelllllyyyyy
A dead jellyfish unleashed widespread panic when its body deteriorated and morphed into a cloud of disembodied stingers and descended upon a popular swimming beach in New Hampshire, stinging 150 and hospitalizing five. via (there's a video if you click that)Sent from Kylie's BlackBerry (thx keeks)
cover + tracklist + single
out september 7
tracklist:
01 In My Eyes
02 Include Me Out
03 Hang With Me
04 Love Kills
05 We Dance to the Beat
06 Criminal Intent
07 U Should Know Better [ft. Snoop Dogg]
08 Indestructible (acoustic version)
(via)
the first single is rumored to be this reworked version of 'hang with me', which is a slow jam on body talk pt. 1.
what is jazzy doing? (y'all asked for it)
GET WELL SOON, JAZZ!
y'all pray for her. like bun-bun said.
please send flowers / cards / gifts / snacks / donations to:
jazzy's house
123 puppy pawz place
murfreesboro, tn 37130
a couple random pictures from my phone
1. a mop taking a dump.
2. free toys in brooklyn heights! (please note the dewar's scotch bottle).
"i'm basil marceaux dot com."
"and we all pray to god. and say amen. and. everyone. have a nice day."
i've never been more confused. way2go, tennessee. great job.
thx gerrbear!
21 July 2010
neon indian video
i've had it right about up to here with stop motion, i'm tellin you what.
but i like this song.
shut it down.
y'all need to turn on the air conditioning up there in the northeast because im coming to visit and i have become accustomed to central air. spoiled.
good news.
the august 5th arcade fire show at madison square garden will be broadcast live on youtube!
this is awesome.
one of the most fun things about mad men is anticipating what historic event will impact the story next. this NYT interactive graphic catalogs important events of the 1960's (including old-timey newspapaer articles) and how they were protrayed on the show, as well as milestones to come leading into the 70's. cool!
the new season premieres on sUnDaY!!!
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