28 September 2012
it has been a great year for downtown memphis
check out this list of 100 reasons why downtown memphis is popping off.
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downton abbey,
hot topic,
memphis
#thisbitch
jezebel called her a white walker. ctm.
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ann coulter,
black people,
the view,
this bitch,
whoopi
in arizona, the snow is made out of poop
as you can well imagine some people are happy about it, but other people are not happy about it. nytimes
basically if you think those mountains are holy because that is where g-d lives, or if you care about the potential ecological effects of covering an entire mountain in effluence, then you do NOT want any ski resorts over there. if you think, whatever, a mouthful of poop snow never hurt anyone, and think of all the money we could make, then you DO want a ski resort.
I say, better safe than sorry, lets not go spreading our shit around like a nasty kid in an elementary school restroom. also, where are you papers?
basically if you think those mountains are holy because that is where g-d lives, or if you care about the potential ecological effects of covering an entire mountain in effluence, then you do NOT want any ski resorts over there. if you think, whatever, a mouthful of poop snow never hurt anyone, and think of all the money we could make, then you DO want a ski resort.
I say, better safe than sorry, lets not go spreading our shit around like a nasty kid in an elementary school restroom. also, where are you papers?
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arizona,
peeps and poops,
show me your papers,
skiing,
snow
the fashion shower, exactly as i hoped it would be
anna dello russo launches her h&m collection in paris with a ridiculous party and a performance by azealia banks
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azealia banks,
fashion,
paris
don't worry zac, i'll be very patient. waiting. patiently.
also, that basketball is gay.
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basketball,
just be patient,
sesame street,
zac efron
27 September 2012
did you know all seasons of cheers are streaming on netflix
i read this GQ article, and now im going to add that shit to my instant queue. let's watch it together?
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cheer up joel,
netflix,
tv
tennessee james toth
today reese witherspoon had her third child and gave him a ridiculous name. i mean, it is a great name for a state, but a stupid name for a baby. thx starla.
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babies,
reese witherspoon,
tennessee
crystal castles - wrath of god
i like it alright, but i don't think it would kill at bard's xtra space.
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crystal castles,
music
photobomb!
by a fucking sTiNgRaY!!!111
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photobomb,
stingray,
that fish cray,
the ocean is terrifying
26 September 2012
gchatting with melissa
Melissa: wait wait wait wait wait
i just realized im older than mike!
me: yes, that is true
but your boyfriend is older than me, so...
Melissa: true
so i guess its all the same
at least he's not like 22
that would be weird
me: he is basically a grown up
Melissa: excuse me. He IS a grown up
(im a grown up, right?)
me: yeah of course.
you have a job and a place to live and a car and a dog
you're doing better than most
Melissa: yip!
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all grown up,
how old are you again?,
isabella,
melissa,
Ms. Dangles
did you watch the new episodes of new girl last night?
rosanna and i made spaghetti and drank a bottle of wine and watched fox all night long. the first episode of new girl was really funny. the new show ben and kate was pretty dreadful. the second episode of new girl was even better. jess is unemployed and we all know what that is like! then the mindy show came on and it wasn't bad, but it could be much better.
do you like to watch tv? let me know in the comments!!!!!
do you like to watch tv? let me know in the comments!!!!!
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fox,
mindy kaling,
new girl,
rosanna,
see you next tuesday,
spaghetti,
tv,
wine bottlez,
zooey deschanel
beyonce pregnancy rumors
melissa told me that she had heard through the grapevine (internet) that beyonce might be pregnant with purple ivy. apparently she was seen in a tight leopard dress that may or may not have had a baby bump inside (looks to me like she had a hamburger for lunch). melissa and i agree that we would both rather beyonce get back to the business of making music and movies for us to enjoy. i mean blue ivy is kept locked up in her castle and we never even get to see her.
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babeyonce,
beyonce,
hamburgers,
melissa
25 September 2012
cover your mouth.
you will lol when you see what happens here.
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box,
kitties,
little mistakes,
too fat
the color purple
nicolette mason (over there in the friends of 2pz sidebar) was on the today show this morning with some clothes on not skinny girls. work it out squirrelfriend.
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today show
what is thomas wilhelm doing this weekend?
The University of Tennessee chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity has just been suspended after its members began embracing the Real Housewives of New York City lifestyle a little too enthusiastically.
A 20-year-old brother ended up in the hospital early Saturday morning with severe alcohol poisoning, after having wine squirted up his rectum in a practice known as "butt chugging." (via)
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butt chugging,
frat,
go vols,
hazing,
tennessee,
thomas wilhelm,
wine bottlez
24 September 2012
bon iver at radio city
last week's concert is streaming on youtube for two days only.
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bon iver,
concerts,
music,
radio city,
youtube
you missed it!
there was a jumper on the brooklyn bridge a minute ago, but the police tricked him into thinking he had a reason to live, so he's down and safe now.
this guy took a pretty awesome picture through one of those coin-operated binocular things at the seaport.
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brooklyn bridge,
jumping,
photos,
suicide
the university of tennessee : still winners at something.
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go vols,
hoda kotb,
kathie lee,
tennessee,
winners
21 September 2012
mittens romney finally released his tax information
this should tell you what you need to know
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mitt romney,
money,
taxes
according to facebook
It's official! Throwing Shade LIVE in Philly 11/30 and Brooklyn 12/1!
Details coming soon but mark those nasty calendars!
Details coming soon but mark those nasty calendars!
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brooklyn,
bryan safi,
mr. erin,
shade
sarah silverman on voter suppression
droppin' potty-mouthed truth bombs. (via)
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cheating,
old people,
republicans,
sarah silverman,
voter supression,
voting
20 September 2012
fiona apple and paris hilton news roundup
fiona apple
was on her tour bus in texas at a border stop and they found hash and put the bitch in jail. she had to cancel a concert in austin #freefiona
was on her tour bus in texas at a border stop and they found hash and put the bitch in jail. she had to cancel a concert in austin #freefiona
paris hilton was gabbing the backseat of a cab with one of her gay buddies and ran off at the mouth about how casual gay sex is so gross because "most of them probably have AIDS." bitch is right, wrap it up fags!
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AIDS,
drugs,
fiona apple,
gays,
jail,
paris hilton,
texas
babe saves this little goat's life
look at how he swims up and snatches that drowning goat and pushes him to safety. so cute. pigs are the best. via.
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goat of my dreams,
pigs-in-blankets,
rescue,
sea goat,
swimmin',
that'll do pig
19 September 2012
beyonce says: "48 days until the election"
last night Beyonce and Jay Z hosted a $40,000 per plate fundraiser at the 40/40 club last night
He also noted that first lady Michelle and his daughters Malia and Sasha were mad at him because they could not make it to the fundraiser on a school night. Obama thanked both stars for their generosity toward his children and singled out Beyoncé for being a good example to the girls.
"Beyoncé could not be a better role model for our daughters because she carries herself with such class and poise," he said. "And has so much talent."
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barack obama,
beyonce,
clurb,
get rich quick,
jay-z,
money doesn't grow on trees
frank ocean - pyramids
there are boobies and buttz in this so be careful.
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frank ocean,
music
help get these two drunk bitches to knoxville
The Today show will be live on campus Wednesday, and this is your chance to be seen on national TV! UT is one of six finalists in Today‘s “Kathie Lee and Hoda Go Back to College” challenge. We’re now in competition to have the show broadcast live from campus in early October. A Today reporter will be doing live segments from 10:00 to 11:00 a.m. on Wednesday from the south side of Ayres Hall to introduce UT to viewers and promote the competition. You are invited to be part of that broadcast. So wear your orange and turn out to prove to Today viewers that UT has the best college spirit in America. For more about the challenge and to vote for UT, visit the Today website. The other five finalists are Syracuse University, The Ohio State University, Brandeis University, the University of South Florida, and Creighton University. (via)
#nobodyslookingatyourpants
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drunk,
georgia sucks,
go vols,
hoda kotb,
kathie lee,
tennessee,
today show,
voting,
winesday
a trailer for the hobbit
its coming out around christmas time. hey gurl.
Labels:
movies,
that movie looks good,
trailer
18 September 2012
does anyone want to go walk on the old / new highline?
they are opening up the undeveloped third section for creeps like us to go take instagrams of. interested?
congrats! a new throwing shade for you to enjoy
and guess what else? it is embeddable!
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bryan safi,
podcasts,
shade,
what the kids are listening to
that new missy and timbaland joint
and their reaction to drake's aaliyah album
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aaliyah,
drake,
missy elliott,
music
17 September 2012
taylor lautner is a tennessee fan
team jacob was also in knoxville this past weekend cheering on the vols to their eventual humiliation at the hands of the florida asshats. via.
15 September 2012
14 September 2012
these acrobatic puppies won America's Got Talent last night
handstands, crawling, rolling, backflips, wheelbarrow races... isabella you're up
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america,
flip flops,
puppies,
reality tv,
talent,
tricks
gchatz w/ rachel
just got done firing rachel up, and now i'm going to do it for you too.
me: ARE YOU FEELING AWESOME ABOUT TOMORROW
rachel: YESSSS
i cant even hardly stand it
it feels like college days
that glimmer of hope
that chance that ill see goal posts go down
it feels so vintage UT!
basically, i feel alive again
me: i know
i think we are now the favorite
rachel: i think so too, but i dont really want it
makes me too anxious
me: im not even worried at all
i feel like i KNOW we're going to win
rachel: really?
me: and decisively
rachel: i want to feel that way
i really do, but i cant get there
me: it just has to happen
we cant go on being losers any longer
rachel: no we cannot
and we wont
me: this is our moment
if not now....then i dont know when
rachel: you just gave me goose bumps
me: this is when all is set right in the world again
when things go back to normal
rachel: it does feel that way
me: MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK, AND THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS ARE WINNERS.
thank you, swiperboy!
#teachmehowtodooley
thx bun-bun!
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derek dooley,
go vols,
rap,
swiperboy,
tennessee
i know what you're wondering...
how is smokey feeling two games into the season, coming off his own injury?
well, i'll tell you. HE IS FIRED UP!
well, i'll tell you. HE IS FIRED UP!
Tennessee isn't just more aggressive on defense this season. It's also more aggressive at the mascot position.
Backup long snapper Matt Giampapa experienced that firsthand last Saturday at Neyland Stadium.
"Smokey did nip Matt on the hip coming back on the field after halftime," said Jimmy Stanton, UT's associate athletic director for communications. "I am told that nothing remotely serious resulted from that." (via)GIT 'EM SMOKE! (just not our players from now on, ok?!)
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fired up,
go vols,
little mistakes,
nothing remotely serious,
puppies,
smokey
look for this on the jamabatron tomorrow
thx bun bun!
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beat florida,
football time in tennessee,
go vols,
jambatron,
tradition
i want that.
internet rumors suggest that this shirt, featuring tyler bray's infamous back tat, will be sold outside of the stadium tomorrow.
RACHEL CHEEK THIS WOULD BE A WONDERFUL EARLY 30TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT JUST SAYING.
that's all for now. GO VOLS!
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go vols,
i want that,
rachel cheek,
t-shirts,
tennessee,
that shit bray,
tyler bray
carmen carrera - the body beautiful
she was booted off rupaul's drag race (twice) and now she is actually a real lady interviewed by derek blasberg
dmx speaks!
on drake's aaliyah project:
To MTV: "I’m kinda feelin’ some kinda a way about the fact that ... you’ve been given the opportunity to do the Aaliyah album yet you don’t include anybody that she worked with personally ... How do you disregard what this woman did? What this beautiful angel did and say, ‘Oh OK, I’m gonna take it for myself because I’m hot right now and I’m feelin’ myself’. How do you just go there with it? Your balls ain’t that big, son.” Also, he said Take Care sounds like a washing machine. (via)who wants to watch romeo must die?
check out this "rock the boat" remix while you're at it:
13 September 2012
santana endorses the Vols
Doing an interview with Fox sports to talk about that lil' cutie @MychalRivera Go Vols! So excited for the game this weekend!
myra breckinridge
raquel welch is an american hero. this is from the movie based on the book by gore vidal. except gore vidal said it he had never seen it and wouldnt watch it because it was the worst movie ever made. oh well. i LOVED it.
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gore vidal,
movies,
trailers
daily ri ri
great news everyone!
rihanna is scheduled to release an NEW album in 2 months
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! cant.wait.
rihanna is scheduled to release an NEW album in 2 months
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! cant.wait.
is it saturday yet?
There’s a reason Tennessee used to be known as Wide Receiver U.
The Vols cranked out explosive deep threats in the passing game the way the Hawaiian Islands did world-class surfers.
That pipeline to the NFL has slowed somewhat over the years, but it looks like it’s about to pick back up with the game-changing tandem of Justin Hunter and Cordarrelle Patterson making an early claim to being the two best receivers in the SEC.
“It’s like being a kid in a candy shop with two guys like that to throw to,” Tennessee quarterback Tyler Bray said. “You drop back and know that nine times out of 10 the defense isn’t going to be able to cover them both.”
The Vols’ passing game was supposed to be a three-headed monster this season, but Da’Rick Rogers was dismissed from the team in August after failing multiple drug tests.
Rogers led the SEC with 67 catches last season and was second with 1,040 receiving yards.
But in Patterson, a 6-foot-3, 205-pound junior college transfer who’s been clocked at 10.3 in the 100 meters, the Vols have essentially replaced Rogers with somebody who’s just as big, just as sure-handed and even faster. (via)
let's talk about old jewish men sucking blood off of babies' penises.
during my morning commute new york times reading, i nearly spat my iced coffee all over my iphone screen when i came across this story:
ban old men from putting their mouths on infant genitalia require parents sign a consent form showing that they understand the health risks of this religious practice.
a few hours later, i still cant stop thinking about this. so i wanted to see what joel thought about it:
The grandmother carried the sleeping infant boy on a white pillow toward the synagogue’s altar, and passed him to her son. Her son carried the infant toward the mohel, or Jewish ritual circumciser, who stood amid a cluster of chanting men.
The mohel lifted the infant’s clothing to expose his tiny penis. With a rapid flick of a sharp two-sided scalpel, the mohel sliced off the foreskin and held it between his fingers. Then he took a sip of red wine from a cup and bent his head. He placed his lips below the cut, around the base of the baby’s penis, for a split second, creating suction, then let the wine spill from his mouth out over the wound. (via)this prompted me to immediately stop reading and text thomas wilhelm (obviously), who replied with:
"oh yeah. you didn't know about rabbi baby dick sucking? grossest thing."the most insane part is that the act itself wasn't even the newsmaking portion of the article. it turns out there is somewhat of an epidemic of mohels (baby d s-ers) transitting herpes to unsuspecting jewish infants. the city is attempting to pass legislation that will
a few hours later, i still cant stop thinking about this. so i wanted to see what joel thought about it:
me: i need to ask you a very serious questionso?!? what are YOUR thoughts?
Joel: go on
me: did you know that THIS happens? (link)
Joel: i didnt know about the jewish infant vampire blowjob
me: isnt that alarming
Joel: yeah
why take the risk
and ok, its an important tradition. whats the big deal with getting the parents to sign a consent form.
why isnt there ALREADY a consent form?
me: my question is
do they insist on tradition when circumsizing a grown man
how is it not a criminal activity in today's modern society
if a regular gentile man did that to a gentile baby
they would lock him up and throw away the key
Joel: its stupid and gross and sick and dangerous
and shouldnt be protected because it is "religious"
what if my religion said that i should kill any babies born with a vagina sorry, its my religion
i think we should use our platform on 2pz to facilitate an internet discussion
me: good idea
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child abuse,
circumcision,
discussion,
jews,
religion,
shock and awe,
throat babies,
tradition,
vampires
just in time for halloween
the nytimes has a feature on louis kahn's FDR memorial which comes to roosevelt island from BEYOND THE GRAVE. it opens october 24th.
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dead as a doornail,
halloween,
louis kahn,
memorial,
roosevelt island
12 September 2012
confidence i can get behind
“I think people want to wait and see how we do against Florida, but I’m here to tell them that we’re going to beat them,” Tennessee defensive end Darrington Sentimore said. (via)
just look what he did with that gator-colored tackling dummy.
just look what he did with that gator-colored tackling dummy.
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confidence,
florida,
go vols,
winners
new gay couple alert
zachary quinto (aka spock and aka american horror story) and jonathan groff (aka jesse st james and aka spring awakening) are dating!
if i didnt already have the best boyfriend in the world i would be so jealous. via
if i didnt already have the best boyfriend in the world i would be so jealous. via
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