28 December 2016
23 December 2016
YAS BESTIE PUPPIES
Posing for a 'bestie' pic pic.twitter.com/YxE8A3z07t
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) December 23, 2016
22 December 2016
YAS DAS RIGHT TB
That feeling you get when you finally get your Taco Bell fix. #TacoTales episode 3 is on YouTube. Watch it now. ➡ https://t.co/d396n8Hetc pic.twitter.com/H2e7P8AiIZ
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) December 22, 2016
21 December 2016
YAS OK WHATEVER
cOMiN OUTTA MY CAGE ANF IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE pic.twitter.com/scDc0R0Mzg
— rylan (@ileventeen) December 19, 2016
20 December 2016
YAS THIS VIDEO
Bumbling, rumbling and stumbling little nugget pic.twitter.com/zXuTePgiLj
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) December 20, 2016
13 December 2016
YAS CUTE
#AllAmerican @dbarnett25 is one of the best sack artist EVER #TennesseeFootball Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/Fe1GCeONzZ— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) December 12, 2016
12 December 2016
YAS CANT UNSEE
Once you see Trump's hair in the New York Times' typeface you can't ever unsee it (I'm so sorry) pic.twitter.com/XtqLYPAHNv— Jennings Brown (@tjenningsbrown) December 12, 2016
09 December 2016
YAS TENNIS 4 KIDZ
Discover Our Impact from Kings County Tennis League on Vimeo.
watch this video and just try not to donate to help them play year-round.
YAS SWIFFER SWEEPS
Corgi being super helpful. #swoofer pic.twitter.com/VmD5VFVHO7
— BarkBox (@barkbox) December 9, 2016
08 December 2016
YAS RI RI AND SANDY
emily showed me this link about sharing papaya dogs and earbuds and i feel 1% better than i did before.
05 December 2016
02 December 2016
YAS RASCAL CHRISTMAS IDEAS
Petspressions, A Special Pet Painting Kit!!https://t.co/aDumePemFd pic.twitter.com/KmXqDCPr3n
— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) December 2, 2016
01 December 2016
YAS JUDGE
"We shouldn't be so quick to judge all of Donald Trump's supporters."
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) November 20, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/hXPiakWNxL
YAS GIVE HER YOUR MONEY
Help those who lost their homes in the Tennessee wildfires. Donate to the My People Fund by visiting https://t.co/Uydp1gDCwJ . #mypeoplefund pic.twitter.com/xyvXoCeIE1— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) December 1, 2016
YAS SIGH
WATCH IMMEDIATELY..........TRUST ME pic.twitter.com/KsWUUFfX0d— Yashar (@yashar) December 1, 2016
30 November 2016
YAS PUPPY STRUGGLE
my new favourite video on the internet pic.twitter.com/Tu1nUZRnWS
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) November 30, 2016
28 November 2016
23 November 2016
YAS TATER YAS TOT
Introducing Tater and Tot, the 2016 National #Thanksgiving Turkeys: https://t.co/wTcdWKlWAM #WHTurkeyPardon pic.twitter.com/H3NjsU6YNT
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 22, 2016
YAS LIZZO
ima still eat that turkey tho.AMERICA👏🏿IS👏🏿REALLY👏🏿GONNA👏🏿FRONT👏🏿AND👏🏿CELEBRATE👏🏿"THANKSGIVING"👏🏿LIKE👏🏿THEY👏🏿ARENT👏🏿TERRORIZING👏🏿NATIVE👏🏿AMERICANS👏🏿RIGHT👏🏿NOW?! #NoDAPL
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) November 23, 2016
22 November 2016
YAS ELLEN
Ellen DeGeneres Can’t Hold Back the Tears as Obama Honors Her with Presidential Medal of Freedom: WATCH https://t.co/lqTg3F460Q pic.twitter.com/2zTaUJP8cc
— Towleroad (@tlrd) November 22, 2016
21 November 2016
YAS NEXT YEAR
All 9️⃣ Tennessee's touchdowns + a little more from yesterday's 63-37 victory over Missouri 🍊🏈 pic.twitter.com/SS1WCVaAFJ
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) November 20, 2016
18 November 2016
YAS NEYLAND STADIUM
Neyland Stadium has provided Verne with plenty of @Vol_Football memories. #StorytimeWithUncleVerne https://t.co/JixxcejlcO
— SEConCBS (@SEConCBS) November 18, 2016
17 November 2016
YAS MORE TWINZ
"Without Bishop Sullivan, [they] would be in a gang, jail or dead." – Mrs. Gaddy on her sons' road to #BRVarsityLive https://t.co/TJb7Oaz0E0 pic.twitter.com/5ZHU57LWfl— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 17, 2016
16 November 2016
YAS GOT BILLS TO PAY
When you're still pissed about the election, but your bills ain't gon pay themselves. pic.twitter.com/mGIhTA00kB
— Thai (@tmarkq) November 16, 2016
YAS BIRD
This injured hawk was rescued and released into Central Park thanks to our Rangers. If you see injured wildlife, keep clear and call @nyc311 pic.twitter.com/6asF6a3nLQ
— NYC Parks (@NYCParks) November 16, 2016
15 November 2016
YAS NEVER STOP CRYING
.@DonLemon to Gwen Ifill: "I won't say goodbye, because goodbyes are so hard. But I will say, so long and thank you" https://t.co/xASSzEndZN
— CNN Tonight (@CNNTonight) November 15, 2016
09 November 2016
YAS WHEN I GET HOME
14 blankets to crawl under right about now. https://t.co/K7qtVfpXFT pic.twitter.com/aiBZs6CcK3
— Mashable (@mashable) November 9, 2016
YAS NOPE!
Cashier: Do You Wanna Donate A $1 To Help With Florida's Natural Disaster???
— Mel (@__kiingx__) November 9, 2016
Me: NOPE!! pic.twitter.com/aCumLopsn3
08 November 2016
YAS NEW YORK
Scene outside PS 59 as Donald Trump arrives to vote for himself for the second time ever pic.twitter.com/u2ut5yjDss
— Noah Gray (@NoahGrayCNN) November 8, 2016
07 November 2016
YAS LIZARD!
Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2 pic.twitter.com/01dDjDJcdX
— ✏️ (@MrLukeJohnston) November 7, 2016
03 November 2016
YAS WONDER WOMAN THEME MUSIC
With the lasso tho... https://t.co/cN0vZXiPA7
— Ta-Nehisi Coates (@tanehisicoates) November 3, 2016
02 November 2016
YAS GURLS
EXCLUSIVE: The rumors are TRUE! Beyoncé & The Dixie Chicks are opening the 2016 Country Music Awards tonight on ABC at 8PM ET on ABC! pic.twitter.com/idD0G1B9Gf
— THE BEYHIVÉ (@TheBeyHiveTeam) November 2, 2016
YAS BABY RHINO BATHTIME
Watch a wiggly baby rhino take its very first bath https://t.co/JH2a8N6I9k pic.twitter.com/MtXEOdtXia
— Mashable (@mashable) November 2, 2016
YAS JANNEY
The cast of The West Wing had a blast campaigning across Ohio for Hillary last month—check it out! #OHHillYes #StrongerTogether pic.twitter.com/jvMAnexNJA
— Hillary for Ohio (@HillaryforOH) November 2, 2016
01 November 2016
YAS FRIDAY
Is it Friday yet? pic.twitter.com/nxfPFNhxEs
— Angela Lansbury News (@_AngelaLansbury) November 1, 2016
31 October 2016
YAS. QUEEN.
Our 8 year-old son is with you @hillaryclinton today and everyday. #halloween2016 #notawig #imwithher #heswithher #wholefamswithher @HFA pic.twitter.com/EtGrkvoJiZ
— DGR (@DebbersGar) October 30, 2016
spooky
Here's a look at some of the SCARIEST moments ever on BILLY ON THE STREET! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! New season Nov 15 on @truTV! pic.twitter.com/a3i3bIdN0J
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 31, 2016
28 October 2016
happy halloween
Another video pic.twitter.com/jg58N8x3l8— Jose Castillo 🎃 (@Kryptonlogic) October 28, 2016
OH, OK
Brooklyn Borough President @BPEricAdams teaches us how to say commonly mispronounced local landmarks: pic.twitter.com/2kilajUE1P
— Time Out New York (@TimeOutNewYork) October 28, 2016
delta got to go to this
jealoouuusssssss. watch the whole thing here.
.@FLOTUS dancing behind HRC right now pic.twitter.com/RJ8pp7VCcI— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) October 27, 2016
26 October 2016
all secretaries of state are girls.
As it turns out, women actually can be president...of other countries. Sam and @madeleine find out more. #SamanthaBee pic.twitter.com/qBzMfUg0Ex— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) October 26, 2016
25 October 2016
wow wow wow
Neyland Stadium plans were announced last week. Full details here - https://t.co/oGWZHK3cJT #Tennessee #Vols #VFL pic.twitter.com/0LSgQyJjx9— The Daily Beacon (@UTKDailyBeacon) October 24, 2016
wow wow wow
Donald Trump basically cutting a campaign ad after the 2008 election for his lifelong friends, the Clintons. Wow. pic.twitter.com/9Q71NaTFOR— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 25, 2016
24 October 2016
21 October 2016
getting ready for the weekend like
Golden Retriever Gus carries his blankey everywhere pic.twitter.com/5OY4iEPDcC
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) October 21, 2016
20 October 2016
mexican design firm envision's trump's wall
because the wall has to be beautiful, the design references luis barragán’s pink walls that are emblematic of mexico. it also takes advantage of the tradition in architecture of megalomaniac wall building. moreover, the wall is not only a wall—as you can see in the hill landscape cross-section it is a prison where 11 million undocumented people will be processed, classified, indoctrinated, and/or deported. (via)
thx matt!
19 October 2016
the south is still scary af sometimes
Emmett Till memorial signs have been routinely vandalized for years. one is riddled with bullet holes: https://t.co/40accG1Vhu— Laura Bult (@lebult) October 19, 2016
A link to donate to replace the sign and fund the Emmett Till Memory Project: https://t.co/MA7dIdAyTu https://t.co/fDk8zMFOff— Laura Bult (@lebult) October 19, 2016
18 October 2016
14 October 2016
13 October 2016
wow. wow wow wow.
The footage was shot at Trump Tower and is from an Entertainment Tonight Christmas special that aired in 1992. Trump, who was 46 at the time, spies a group of ten year old girls riding up the escalator at Trump Tower. He asks one of the girls if she’s “going up the escalator.” When she replies affirmatively, Trump turns to the camera and says “I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?” (via)
watch 13th on netflix.
This montage of Trump yearning for the "good ole' days" in @AVAETC's searing documentary "13th" is just devastating: pic.twitter.com/KtpJzbg4UN
— David Harris-Gershon (@David_EHG) October 12, 2016
12 October 2016
#imwithher
If Trump wants to compare what he and Hillary have done for the last 30 years, by all means: https://t.co/5A6FafMVW0 pic.twitter.com/4KsiPOBibW
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 12, 2016
11 October 2016
10 October 2016
07 October 2016
dolphin statue chill af
Significant storm surge occurring in #OrmondBeach #HurricaneMatthew #florida #stormsurge pic.twitter.com/5qhxhDBiKN
— Shaw (@ShawSsimpsont) October 7, 2016
06 October 2016
lady gaga in splashville, sponsored by bud light
The singer ditched her aristocratic ties during the first stop of her "Dive Bar Tour" in Nashville on Wednesday, asking the attendees to please "just call me Joanne." And then, as such an instruction beckons, she got a touch folksy. Debuting three new songs off her evidently self-named album, the artist formerly known as Gaga also unleashed a new sound, from the bluesy "Sinner's Prayer" to twangy ballad "Million Reasons." Wearing the country Carmen Sandiego look from Joanne's cover art, she capped things off with a new version of "Perfect Illusion." Stefani Germanotta, you've never felt so near, nor so far. (via)
05 October 2016
never gets old
It wasn't a dream, great things happen when you believe #TennesseeFootball Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/EWEhP4l7dd— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) October 4, 2016
04 October 2016
dobbs on sportscenter
.@josh_dobbs1 walked @notthefakeSVP through the Vols' Hail Mary victory last night on @SportsCenter
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) October 4, 2016
https://t.co/sX1htC0ixL
interesting choice to practice hail marys without defense...
03 October 2016
simply the best.
when you know how being a Georgia fan is always going to end pic.twitter.com/yX7vC3lemc— Ashley Holcomb (@ashleyxholcomb) October 1, 2016
destiny in motion
how many times have you watched this touchdown? i have watched it one million times.
30 September 2016
29 September 2016
28 September 2016
flying hot dogs
Sprinting dachshunds dressed as hot dogs pic.twitter.com/SRkFjiHODy
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) September 28, 2016
never forget.
If they didn't know, now they do. Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/89XW9HYUW8— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 27, 2016
also, georgia sucks.
27 September 2016
26 September 2016
22 September 2016
ctm
did...did he make the sign? pic.twitter.com/XXmuHfTIoA
— MAX IM A KOOPA (@meakoopa) September 22, 2016
21 September 2016
he is at that
he's a duck chasing a dog around pic.twitter.com/2wMKMsS8aY
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) September 20, 2016
20 September 2016
shoot 'em elizabeth!
.@SenWarren #WellsFargo CEO: "You should resign. You should give back the money that you took..." pic.twitter.com/aPZViWGJIN
— CSPAN (@cspan) September 20, 2016
excellent gif work
Angelina Jolie reportedly files for divorce from Brad Pitt https://t.co/ijPoL8gf6o pic.twitter.com/IavZ7aMxFf
— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) September 20, 2016
19 September 2016
pulling out all the stops
Saturday. It's BACK.— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) September 19, 2016
There's no place like Neyland Stadium. #CheckerNeyland pic.twitter.com/2gWEiIyKpz
Vols will wear 'Smokey Grey' jerseys Saturday against Florida. #WATE pic.twitter.com/wmwZISmBvL— Marshall Hughes (@marshallhughes) September 19, 2016
Rocky Top, Tennessee, you're next! We're headed to @GatorsFB vs @Vol_Football for Week 4. pic.twitter.com/JC0pRA43x7
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) September 18, 2016
same.
Nammy has a message for @FloridaGators #GBO pic.twitter.com/5SjU2Q92dm
— Kris (@SKVol86) September 18, 2016
IM A SPLISH
Which hippo are YOU? Retweet for Binti & like for Splish - B&S pic.twitter.com/zKDubO6QWk
— Binti and Splish (@hippos901) September 19, 2016
16 September 2016
15 September 2016
14 September 2016
never ever forget
i only wish we could have that broken flamethrower moment back.156,990 Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/nQSPB5vVgH
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 14, 2016
13 September 2016
life finds a way
police train eagles in the netherlands to snatch unauthorized drones from the skyhttps://t.co/hBapUJIEiL pic.twitter.com/1SloB7rQ1q
— designboom (@designboom) September 13, 2016
12 September 2016
ooh la la
france was VERY impressed with the battle at bristol.Du #CFB dans @lequipe du jour. pic.twitter.com/0ReznmrTDE
— Stilly Squad Fr (@SquadStilly) September 12, 2016
the oldest news on the internet
thx phil!
09 September 2016
same af
When @ArianaGrande finally announces her tour dates. pic.twitter.com/QfThYGPcNp
— trey taylor (@treytylor) September 9, 2016
haircute
Rescued dog loses 35 pounds of hair after getting its first haircut in 6 years https://t.co/0sBFKfhsyG pic.twitter.com/DJuO66NOJe
— Mashable (@mashable) September 9, 2016
cute sign!
Lighting of Bristol state line sign Orange & Maroon. @knoxnews pic.twitter.com/frqsmDGBtw— Michael Patrick (@michaelpix) September 9, 2016
The Bristol Virginia-Tennessee Slogan Sign is a landmark in the twin cities of Bristol, Virginia and Bristol, Tennessee, United States. The sign is positioned over State Street, a roadway along the border separating the two states. Although the landmark is technically located in both Tennessee and Virginia, the National Register considers the location as Tennessee. (via)thank you very much.
half a million beers
Fun fact: 545,000 beers were ordered for the Battle at Bristol on Saturday between... https://t.co/gVOLw9gicb pic.twitter.com/iODrhcIjOJ— David Hale (@DavidHaleESPN) September 8, 2016
we will try to drink as many at GPP saturday night.
battle eve
#youcantmakethisup The sights of #BattleAtBristol camping. @knoxnews @GoVolsXtra pic.twitter.com/QGqkFVtR5U— Michael Patrick (@michaelpix) September 8, 2016
interesting choices
More interesting in the Billboard story, though, is the way Williams described how he captured each model in the making of this video, and specifically the soundtracks he played:
While shooting the video, he blasted The Prodigy for Clark. For Keiji Haino, the Japanese artist? “No music,” says Williams. “I had to use that, his silence.” Love only wanted to listen to her own songs; Manson “brought it” with Jay Z, even though he only listened to Justin Timberlake while prepping. “All of the hair and makeup ladies [said they] were fanning themselves, like, ‘That is the sexiest guy I’ve ever met,’ “ says Clark of Manson. (via)
puppies on the cutting edge of science
they trained these brave little guys (and girls) to stay real still so they could take brain scans in an MRI machine. I'M IMPRESSED WITH THOSE PUPPIES! cute outfits to boot.
08 September 2016
oh this? this isn't anything. go about your business.
LOOK AT THIS COTTON BALL JUMP pic.twitter.com/PmuT5JC9BQ
— Animal Gifs 🐾 (@BabyAnimalGifs) September 8, 2016
these dam puppies are cute!
Watch: The Alpine ibex is able to climb a near-vertical rock face, but why does it? pic.twitter.com/68K72yaMA7
— National Geographic (@NatGeo) September 8, 2016
something to see here
The world’s largest 4-sided screen was installed by a @UTK_COE alum! --> https://t.co/Yxi9CkIOk0 #BattleAtBristol pic.twitter.com/oIsZSB4V65
— UT Knoxville Alumni (@tennalum) September 8, 2016
07 September 2016
your daily puss
This is how an octopus hides itself from predators pic.twitter.com/ABlD4YfbYc
— How Things Work (@ThingsWork) September 7, 2016
preach.
How 1 of my students (2nd grade) felt about the @Vol_Football game Thursday. 😂 She ended it with.... "Go Vols." 🍊 pic.twitter.com/GfPBslqtSO
— Emily Thomas (@emilyETthomas) September 6, 2016
worst seat in da house
i'd venture to guess that none of these seats are gonna be great.A view from maybe worst seat at Bristol Motor Speedway. @GrantRamey with view from Row 13 Wallace Tower granstands https://t.co/qcYZknH5n7
— Phil Kaplan (@philkaplan) September 7, 2016
06 September 2016
battle at bristol
July 21, 1961, @BMSupdates hosted an NFL exhibition game. Saturday will look a little different @BattleAtBristol pic.twitter.com/yKx4WHWnFR
— Vol Photos (@Vol_Photos) September 6, 2016
01 September 2016
31 August 2016
29 August 2016
re: britney
That was like me hitting the floor after Simone Biles to do a crab walk and my cartwheels 😭— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) August 29, 2016
blessed!!!!
The moment that @Beyonce distracted @chancetherapper during his VMA backstage interview 😂: https://t.co/EcVs3eIZ5m— MTV (@MTV) August 29, 2016
26 August 2016
cute.
Completely forgot I'd done a talk show with Donald Trump. #tbt pic.twitter.com/LWuCU7wDu8
— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) August 25, 2016
6 DAYS.
Listening session to new "Footvol 2016" at Kappa Sig at UTK. S/o @DJLoganGarrett • iTunes release this weekend‼️#VFL pic.twitter.com/F2NqBHIbyL— Renaldo SB Woolridge (@Swiperboy) August 25, 2016
25 August 2016
omg LOL
Student who took her I.D. photo as the 'Mulan' matchmaker is the definition of 'queen' https://t.co/ko4NZNru1m pic.twitter.com/BnGwC3mE6o
— Mashable (@mashable) August 25, 2016
RIP Aaliyah on her deathaversary
Remembering Aaliyah's legacy: A pioneer of the tomboy style.https://t.co/n1ZOYRPaPT pic.twitter.com/aFTvL0qPjD
— HYPEBEAST (@HYPEBEAST) August 25, 2016
7 DAYS!!!!111
that dance is called the memphis paper chase. but i'm sure joel already knew that.When you wake up and realize there is a game in 1 week 🍊🍊🍊🏈 Be #EL17E pic.twitter.com/gBcsVJkZy9— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) August 25, 2016
24 August 2016
the first of its kind in all the world
It's good 🙌🏻 @BattleAtBristol ! pic.twitter.com/yiuoiDa5tA
— Vol Photos (@Vol_Photos) August 24, 2016
i already saw that movie.
Another Earth could be circling the star right next door to us.
Astronomers announced on Wednesday that they had detected a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, the closest neighbor to our solar system. Intriguingly, the planet is in the star’s “Goldilocks zone,” where it may not be too hot nor too cold. That means liquid water could exist at the surface, raising the possibility for life.
Although observations in recent years, particularly by NASA’s Kepler planet-finding mission, have uncovered a bounty of Earth-size worlds throughout the galaxy, this one holds particular promise because it might someday, decades from now, be possible to reach. It’s 4.2 light-years, or 25 trillion miles, away from Earth, which is extremely close in cosmic terms. (via)
wonderful
accidentally just clicked on an activia ad that i thought was a NY Times article. blessings to u.— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) August 23, 2016
23 August 2016
this guy's job
There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job. pic.twitter.com/b9YeTqtGCv
— Sloane Crosley (@askanyone) August 23, 2016
22 August 2016
no lemon is innocent
Savage attack on innocent lemon. pic.twitter.com/xNBiOXUExo
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) August 22, 2016
19 August 2016
18 August 2016
manatee advice
Still the best. pic.twitter.com/bi0VMBvNEA
— EwaaaAAARRRGGHHHHH~~ (@EwaSR) August 17, 2016
17 August 2016
hump day got me like
Doggie style: https://t.co/AZIad4kPMQ pic.twitter.com/Y1qN7ieVtf
— NOWNESS (@NOWNESS) August 17, 2016
16 August 2016
is your mouse finger faster than usain bolt? FIND OUT!
Usain Bolt is the world’s fastest man. Try to beat his reaction time out of the blocks. https://t.co/NZoBF4w1y6 pic.twitter.com/VKKhzkBJGu
— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 16, 2016
15 August 2016
ctm
me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation. pic.twitter.com/cImxCADV4Y— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 14, 2016
12 August 2016
gchatz w/ john
i just got a message from you that says "bye!"
and it's time stamped 5:41 pm
i assume that was from you yesterday
a message from the past!
me: maybe it was from the future
John: i hope so
me: its from beyond the grave
John: it's like a message in a bottle
me: its from 5.41pm on the day i die
John: that's sweet
wish there was a date
so you could prepare
me: i know what it is. but ill never tell you
John: the date you'll die on?
me: i will say that its after you
but i also know that we will have gchat in the afterlife
John: i'm not so sure of that
me: i'm saying bye because ill be on my way to heaven
and you're somewhere else
John: what if you go at my doing?
me: you actually die while attempting to murder me
John: that would explain why i'm somewhere else
this is so complicated
me: thats how i know i outlive you
John: your death is too complicated
me: i've seen it
in a beautiful nightmare
your death is VERY simple
John: explain
i would like to keep my death simple
i prefer the term "understated"
me: if you can describe bleeding to death from a slit throat as understated, then yes
John: that doesn't seem simple at all
it seems long!
me: simple for me
of course, it can all be avoided
if you never cross me
you wont get your throat slit
John: well then, when i come to kill you i know to wear a protective collar
and you know i love an accessory
gonna stock up on chain-mail collars
me: i'm going to slit your other throat
iykwim
John: i can wear protection down there too
all my arteries will be protected when i decide to do you in
me: i'm going to give you a new smile. down there.
John: now you've lost me
you're going to give me a colombian necktie on my dick?
me: just keep your hands off me and you'll be fine
John: but i'm going to wear all sorts of protection, so i'll be fine regardless of what i do
another champion named simone!
and i burst into laughter when i saw this:
Yea we tied but look who I'm top though!! pic.twitter.com/YBNsXklpfU— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 12, 2016
make sure you're following leslie jones on snapchat, now that she's made it to rio. #slayallday
need this on spotify, dad.
Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to? pic.twitter.com/mqh1YVrycj— President Obama (@POTUS) August 11, 2016
11 August 2016
10 August 2016
hahahaha
PENGUINS WALKING DOWN STAIRS MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE pic.twitter.com/fAqLzH1btw
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) August 10, 2016
09 August 2016
when you look cute but you're not summer ready
Puppy v. Screen Door #MaybeTooManyTreats #YeaProbTooManyTreats pic.twitter.com/roe9dDEpqD
— BarkBox (@barkbox) August 9, 2016
talented indeed.
A talented young goat riding a wild tortellini pic.twitter.com/rP8JIjfTvE— 100% Goats (@EverythingGoats) August 9, 2016
mz jackson
Janet Jackson has a soufflé of a voice — thin, delicate, pleasurably sweet. On "Control," she displayed all three https://t.co/H8ErpdNfVZ
— New York Times Arts (@nytimesarts) August 9, 2016
08 August 2016
i finally found out what the rio cauldron lighting looked like
Let the games begin. pic.twitter.com/YVaamT8eTE
— Dave Pell (@davepell) August 5, 2016
05 August 2016
Is your Investment Advisor this cool?
but look how cute this dog it tho
Tiny stray dog finds her human when she joins him for 77 miles in race https://t.co/WdsXmntFZv via @goodnews
— joel v melton (@JVMmonogram) August 5, 2016
we habin funz
THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY pic.twitter.com/LuFBWWWLZU
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) August 5, 2016
04 August 2016
no duh
The bear is 2016’s viral animal of the year: https://t.co/GrGl8sFd23 pic.twitter.com/z6DS0hvPzv
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) August 4, 2016
new britney song alert
03 August 2016
02 August 2016
BNA's getting a makeover
if it's anything like the other recent construction projects in nashville, i'm sure it will be sophisticated and timeless...
"grand ole lobby"
29 July 2016
herstory
Ok but the 1996 DNC was lit pic.twitter.com/nuHp1lBND8— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 29, 2016